I
assume a few days later, Ridelander
is back at his office, where he receives
another phone call from some mysterious
party who wants to meet. Judging
by the reaction, Ridelander
doesn't want to but the caller is
insistent until he finally agrees. Meanwhile,
Harvey's done playing dress-up and is now
waltzing with one of his life-sized Barbie
dolls. He expresses his love for this
imaginary friend, but has another fit when
the mannequin won't return his sentiments.
Throwing the automaton on top of his snooker table,
he draws his knife and moves in for the
kill. But the mannequin
is saved -- for the moment -- when someone
knocks on the door ... As we should have
suspected, it's Ridelander.
Seems Ridelander
has been Harvey's family attorney for a
long time and new all about the deranged
son's personal hang-ups. Together, they
got their Hitchcock on and plotted the
perfect crime when Ridelander arranged for
Harvey to kill his nagging wife. (Oh
yeah, Columbo would have figured this out
an hour ago.) Thinking that would
be the end of it, Ridelander instead finds
himself ensnared for Harvey secretly
recorded the meeting where they finalized
their nefarious plans. Seems the
little degenerate enjoyed the act of
killing too much and wants to do it again,
and to do so, is willing to blackmail Ridelander
into using his influence with his lower
clientele to kidnap two more young women
so he can act out his fantasies again.
Completely hooked, Ridelander is told that
Harvey will pay a handsome sum to whomever
he finds willing to do the deed.
And
my internal Vile-o-Meter pegs out until
the needle breaks off...
Later,
Ridelander meets up with Chelsea Miller,
the leader of The Savage Disciples, a
motorcycle club that's seen better days,
at some dive. After the lawyer lays it all
out, at first, Miller (Stephen
Oliver -- whom we haven't seen since Werewolves
on Wheels), doesn't
want in because of the "sex
freak's" motives, but Ridelander
ups the ante, assuring him ten-grand and a
fresh start, legally. Ridelander
then also
shows his true colors by adding that
people die all the time -- auto accidents,
war, contract killings for nagging wives,
so life isn't all that precious. (Is
it any wonder why we despise lawyers so
much?)
Knowing Miller is in deep trouble with the man on
some drug beef, Ridelander
seals the deal by threatening to withdraw
his legal services, knowing no other
lawyer worth his salt would touch this
offender with a ten-foot pole. Quid
pro quo'd into a corner, Miller
finally agrees to do it; but he isn't so
sure about the other Disciples, so they
conspire and concoct a story that the
girls are just being sold to some
white-slavers down in Mexico. Now all he
has to do is sell the scheme to the others.
Heading
to the derelict shack that serves as the
Disciples clubhouse, once inside, Miller
finds Lorie (Amy Thomson) --
his old lady, strung out on something.
Hurting real bad for another fix, she's
easy to convince for the quick cash for
another hit. But Irish and Romeo (Bill
Barney and Sean Kenney) -- the only
other members of this one-lung gang --
aren't very keen on the idea. Miller
tries to convince them that with the
bread, they can clear out, head north, and
start over and bring The Savage Disciples
back to the glory days. After a little
more haggling, when they finally agree, Miller sends them out to snatch the
unsuspecting victims. After those two
roar off on their hogs, Lorie is
having second thoughts. She's the
extremely jealous type and warns Miller
not to get any funny ideas and to focus on
the money and not the muff or
"They'll be delivering two dead
bitches."
And
my internal Vile-o-Meter is quickly
losing patience with me -- and the
movie... |
While
Romeo and Irish prowl the streets, looking
for the right victims, Jenny Madison (Tanis
Galik), and her best friend, Faye (Kitty
Vallacher), debark off the bus from
Omaha. There to spend summer vacation with
Jenny's aunt and uncle in sunny
Hollywood, they're paged at the depot to
take a call from her aunt and find out her
uncle has broken his leg. Since they're
both stuck at the hospital, the girls will
have to take a cab to the house. Once
there, the friends start to unpack and
Jenny changes into a much more
revealing outfit of tight jeans and bikini
top while Faye remains in her
short-skirted schoolgirl get-up. And I
think we all know where this is going...
And
my internal Vile-o-Meter HAS lost
it's patience with me -- and the
movie... |
Here
we also learn that Jenny's mom sent them
to Hollywood to get her away from her
no-good boyfriend after they did the
deed. When Faye confesses that
she's still a virgin, Jenny confesses that
her aunt used to work for the Gestapo and
thinks they need to get out and see the
city on their own before the inevitable
lockdown. Faye isn't sure they
should, but Jenny eventually cajoles her
into it, promising that they'll just go to
the hospital. Ah, but how will they get
there? The answer comes when Jenny sticks
out her thumb -- and the first riders that
cross their path are Irish and Romeo.
Offered a ride, Faye pulls Jenny aside and
says she's heard bad stories about bikers.
But Jenny's intrigued and convinces her to
go for it. Besides, she thinks Romeo is
kind of cute under that gruff exterior. So
the trap is set, they've taken the bait,
and their fate is sealed.
And
my internal Vile-o-Meter starts
tapping me on the shoulder and would
like to have a word with me... |
Taking
the girls back to the clubhouse -- not
exactly on the way to the hospital --
Romeo assures the girls that they only
stopped for some gas money and invites
them in to meet the other Disciples. Faye
wants to wait outside, but again, Jenny
trusts the dreamy Romeo. Miller greets
them at the door and escorts them inside,
where nothing much happens -- yet, but
it's starting to get dark and the girls
are getting a little nervous. When they
ask to be taken home, Miller proclaims the
party's just getting started and tries to give
them a drink. And already, Lorie is
seething at all the attention he's giving
them and soon boils over into a full blown
fit. Miller
quickly takes her into a side room and
gives her a beat down. Before they kill
each other, Irish heads in to break it up.
Alone, Jenny begs Romeo to just let them
go, but he refuses. Switching tactics,
Jenny tries to distract him while Faye
sneaks away. And she actually makes it
outside before Irish catches her and drags
her back inside, kicking and screaming.
Locking the two captives in a closet,
Miller leaves to meet Ridelander for the
payoff.
But
the snatch happened too quickly and
Ridelander doesn't have the money from
Harvey yet. Pissed off at this, Miller is
insistent that no money means no broads
... Unable to get the money until morning,
Ridelander says he'll have to hold them
until the banks open the next day. Asking
at least for a small advance, Miller gets
it and blows it all on beer and some
reefer. Returning to the house, as he and
his cohorts whoop it up, still locked in
the closet, the two captives console each
other and decide they're mutually to
blame. (Which
is awfully nice of Faye!)
Faye worries about the possibility of
being raped, but they both agree to focus
on trying to escape instead, and besides,
Jenny is sure the cops are out looking for
them. But they're not; the cops were
called but convince the relatives that the
girls are just out being girls and will
eventually turn up.
When
Ridelander calls in and reports, the
impatient Harvey is very upset that he has
to hold on until morning, and promises
that the girls will pay dearly for making
him wait; and until then, he takes his
frustration out on his mannequins.
And
that smell of burning copper and
metal on metal screech is my
internal Vile-o-Meter
melting
down... |
Later,
with Lorie doped up and passed out in the
bedroom, Miller takes the opportunity to
have some fun with his captives.
Warning everyone to keep it down, he pulls
them out of the closet and promises that
they'll let them go if they'll just party
with them for awhile. As Miller tries to
force them to smoke some reefer, it
becomes obvious that Romeo has fallen for
Jenny -- hard, and tries to protect the
girls as best he can. But noble
intentions don't always bring noble
results, and once they're all sufficiently
stoned, Miller forces the girls to do a
striptease. To help, Irish puts on some mood music
and the misanthropes taunt and ogle Jenny
and Faye as they clumsily disrobe.
And
my internal Vile-o-Meter sparks and
splutters and then goes into some
violent convulsions... |
Soon
down to their underwear, the girls refuse
to go any further. When Miller tries to
force the issue, Romeo intervenes and
their ensuing ruckus makes too much noise
and wakes up the old shrew.
With that, the party is busted and the
girls are thrown back in the closet before
Lorie rips them to shreds.
Come
the dawn, Harvey
the creep is in his hide-out, carefully
and meticulously packing his knifes,
hack-saws, and tools of mass destruction.
Meeting Ridelander at the bank, he
withdraws the large sum of money, and as
they head for the Disciples lair, Harvey
can barely contain himself. Disgusted by
the display, Ridelander threatens Harvey
that this is the one and only time, and when
it's over, he never wants to see him
again.
With
time running out, the captives are getting
desperate. After a failed attempt to
signal the neighbors for help through a
peephole in the wall, things get even
worse as the girls are caught in the act,
pulled from the closet, and smacked
around. Hard ... Satisfied that they'll
behave now, Miller orders Lorie to clean
them up for the buyer. When she's done,
Jenny begs for a glass of water and Romeo
let's them go to the kitchen. But he
doesn't keep a very good eye on them,
allowing Jenny to sneak a knife out of the
sink, and when Irish orders them back into
the main room, Jenny stabs him in the
shoulder. Knocking her to the side, as the
hulking biker pulls the knife out, Romeo
grabs Faye as she bolts for the door; and
then the wounded Irish grabs Jenny, with
every intention of returning the knife the
same way she gave it to him -- sharp end
first!
Seeing
their big payoff going up in smoke, Miller
steps in to stop the enraged Irish, saying
that killing Jenny is too quick, and
reveals the real reason behind the
kidnappings: the girls are really for some
sex freak who "gets off" cutting
women to pieces. Very slowly. So, Miller
says, he can kill her quick, or leave her
to die slow. None of the bikers -- Lorie
included, are pleased that this piece of
information was held back, especially
Romeo, but they're in it too deep now to
back out. Working quickly, Lorie tends
to the wounded Irish while the other two
tie the girls up. Leaving them bound and
gagged on the couch, they vacate the
house, mount their choppers, and roll on
down the road a spell and wait. Soon
enough, Harvey's Rolls comes into view.
Inside, Harvey tells Ridelander to hold
the payment until he makes sure the girls
they got are pretty enough. Leaving
Ridelander with the car, he heads inside
with his suitcases to check on his
merchandise.
Watching
all of this, Romeo is getting a little
antsy and the impatient Miller wants to
know why they're not getting their payoff right
away. Tension mounts as Harvey heads
inside and is smitten with his victims --
so smitten that he forgets to signal
Ridelander to pay off the bikers. He then
pulls out a knife and shows the captives a
disaster bag -- the kind they use in
freeway accidents, when the victims are in
more than one piece.
And
my internal Vile-o-Meter has been
reduced to a steaming and quivering
mass of goo... |
Focusing
on Jenny, Harvey cuts her feet loose,
stands her up, and then cuts off the gag
as they start to dance. (A
scene eerily reminiscent of the earlier
scene with the mannequin.)
Asked if she loves him, Jenny is smart
enough to say what he wants to hear to
save her life, but, unfortunately, the
psycho doesn't believe her. Brandishing the knife
near her throat, Harvey promises to show her
what happens when he's lied to. He lunges.
She screams. He misses? And sticks his
hand through a window ... Outside,
Jenny's screams bring Romeo back on the
fly. As the others chase after him, when Ridelander hops into the Rolls to head
them off, Romeo dodges the car, but Irish
is hit and crashes in a heap and the
impact causes the car to spin out of
control, where it proceeds to wipe Lorie
out and crushes Miller into a tree. In the
car, Ridelander slumps over the wheel,
unconscious ... Back inside the house, Jenny is completely
loose and is bandaging the whimpering
Harvey's hand. When Romeo storms in, he
throws Harvey to the side, grabs Jenny and
heads for the door. But she stops him --
they're forgetting poor Faye. As they go
to untie her, Harvey recovers that old
homicidal urge and attacks Romeo. Soon
rolling around on the floor and struggling
over the knife, Harvey gets lucky and
stabs Romeo in the guts. But Romeo manages
to get back on top and then turns the
knife back on Harvey, who has
one more, pathetic flashback to dear old
Mom before allowing Romeo to plunge the knife
into his chest. The deed done, Romeo rolls off him, but
his wounds are fatal, and he gives Jenny
one last fleeting look before he expires.
And
my internal Vile-o-Meter
hiccups, burps,
and officially croaks.
Outside,
Ridelander recovers and checks on the
others. They're all dead. When Jenny runs
out of the house, screaming for help, she
spots him, and not knowing that he's in on
the conspiracy, calls to him for help.
They meet halfway, and the hippy power
ballad kicks in as they both limp toward
the house, together, promising a happy
ending.
I
think.
The
End
I
really think it's going to take my
internal Vile-o-Meter quite a while to
recover from this movie. Even if it does
-- and I stress on the IF, it won't be
speaking to me for a long, long time. Now
I don't mind sleaze in my movies. Sleaze
is nasty, naughty, and forgivable.
Vileness, on the other hand, is whole
different can of corn. The movie isn't as
vile as, say, Maniac
-- thee
sickest and most indecorous piece of
cinema this particular reviewer has ever
watched, but they're both concerned with
the same things: girls are bad, and
somehow, the girls are asking for it --
therefore deserving it, and it's all Mom's
fault. I have no patience for this kind of
crap. If anything, with no nudity or gore
to speak of, this movie shows amazing
restraint -- but then somehow it just seems
more vile and insidious for the lack of
it!
If
the film has one redeeming quality -- and
you've gotta dig pretty deep -- it is the
hippie-powered soundtrack provided by a
group called The Salt Lick. Kind of
an odd combination of The Moody Blues
and The Loving Spoonful, which I
guess would make them The Melancholy
Sporks, the haunting theme to this
movie will probably stick with you a lot
longer than the movie itself.
The
Outlaw Biker movie might have started with Brando's The
Wild One, but
it really didn't find it's center until Roger
Corman's The
Wild Angles.
Spawning a ton of imitators, the genre
quickly flared out and was in a bad
downward spiral by the beginning of the 1970's,
as producers tried to squeeze just a
little more coin out of the old formula,
including the use of biker gangs as a
simple plot-prop to draw a crowd -- like
the Frankenstein's Monster in his later
films. A menacing presence, to be sure, but they just
kind of sit there and don't do a whole
lot, while the plot moves around them. Savage
Abduction
definitely falls into that category.
Coming out in 1972, it speaks volumes of
the sorry state the Outlaw
Biker genre was
in at this time. The end was nigh, and the
genre officially died two years later with
Northville Cemetery Massacre.
For
an interesting, informative, and more in
depth look at the Outlaw Biker genre, I
highly recommend Jeff Dove's dissertation
on the subject found right
here.
Producer,
director and screenwriter John Lawrence
was no stranger to the genre. A few years
earlier, he gave us Dennis Hopper running
amok in The
Glory Stompers,
where Hopper played the psychotic leader
of a gang who was feuding with the
not-so-psychotic leader of rival club,
Jody McRea (--
who
finally got
off
the beach). He was also the money man behind both
The
Thing with Two Heads and The
Incredible Two-Headed Transplant.
Sharp eyes will recognize Sean Kenney from
several episodes of Star
Trek,
including his role as the injured,
bump-n-go Captain Pike in the classic Menagerie
episode. Psycho Joe Turkel's cinematic
career is all over the map as well.
Looking like an odd combination of Lou
Reed and Frankie Avalon, he played the
black-mailing beatnik sailor that Richard
Carlson killed in Tormented,
was one of Steve McQueen's shipmates in The
Sand Pebbles,
and also created the replicants in Blade
Runner.
This
movie ... Oy! this movie ... I understand that
it's being re-released by the Troma
Classics Line. All I can say is, Don't get
suckered in by the cover art or lurid
title. As the old saying goes: Never trust
a movie that has more than one title; an
old trick to sucker paying customers back
on the promise that they're seeing
something different, when all they're
really getting is the same stinky piece of
[expletive deleted].
And
at last check, Savage
Abduction
had at least three alternate titles.