Apparently,
Dr. Paul Wilson’s repeated
attempts to send a space-probe to Venus
haven't been going very well ... In fact,
if we wanted to be brutally honest about
it, they've been a total cluster-[expletive deleted]. Not one to give up so
easily, even though all the previously
launched satellites malfunctioned and
cracked-up in orbit, another $9,000,000
probe is launched. (Hell, it’s
only the taxpayer’s money. Why not.) Meanwhile,
in Washington DC, a frantic Tom Anderson
implores to the head brass of such things
that all attempts to explore outer-space
must be aborted immediately.
Once considered a brilliant scientist --
and an important part of Wilson's Venus
program -- until revealing he was in
direct communication with certain extraterrestrials,
it really should come to no one's surprise
that Anderson's repeated warnings about his alien friends
putting up a NO TRESPASSING sign,
and how all further probes will meet with the same
fiery fate, aren’t taken all that
seriously.
Despite
his former colleague's shaky mental state, Wilson (Peter Graves) remains close friends
with Anderson (Lee Van Cleef) and
his wife, Claire. And when the Andersons
invite the Wilsons over for dinner, despite Claire's protests, her
husband plans to reveal his alien
communication equipment to his guests after
desert. With her husband deaf, blind and dumb in his
obsessions, all Claire (Beverly
Garland) can do is woefully shake
her head and prepare for the evening.
After
Wilson and his wife, Joan
(Sally Fraser), arrive, and
the ladies excuse themselves to the
kitchen, Anderson
smugly confides to his friend how he has been
in communication with the planet Venus for
quite some time, and, being in constant
contact with this friend from
another world, Anderson has completely
bought into the Venusian's way of life.
Unsure of what to make of all of this, Wilson
doesn't have long to contemplate before
receiving an urgent phone call from the Space Probe Command
Center. Sure enough, just as Anderson
predicted, the latest probe
has disappeared, too. (And another $9,000,000
goes down in flames.) After
the Wilsons leave, Claire let’s her gloating
husband know their current
situation has made her very uncomfortable.
She still loves him, but is at her wit's
end with all this alien stuff and just wants her
old husband back. Told not to
worry, Claire is promised big things are in
the works for the both of them, and if
she'll wait just a
little while longer, then, all will be
revealed.
Meanwhile,
over at the Command Center, Wilson is informed
the lost space probe has fortuitously
reappeared on
radar. All seems nominal at first as the
command crew tries to guide it safely back
down -- but then they quickly lose control
again, and then helplessly watch as it crashes.
(Accomplished by an extremely
funny F/X shot of the probe gently gliding
down, but then quickly accelerating at a
90-degree angle straight into a cliff!)
And emerging from the smoldering wreckage,
something sinister scuttles out...
A
short while later, Anderson receives a
transmission from his Venusian buddy.
Seems the alien hijacked and commandeered
the probe, and then road it back to Earth!
Promised that, together, they will take
over the world and create a new utopian
society, Anderson happily pulls a Benedict
Arnold and
reveals all the local authority figures
who will have to be brought under
control. With that, the Venusian basically
poops out several control devices --
resembling a genetic cross between a
stingray and a maple-glazed cruller -- that flutter off
to do their insidious deeds. With phase one complete, the
alien then sets phase two into action by somehow
shutting down all forms of energy in the
immediate area, causing everything to
slowly decelerate to a complete halt.
As
the locals go into a panic, the
control-critters place implants in the
Sheriff (Taggert Casey) and
General Paddock (Russ Bender),
the commander of the military base
attached to the Space Probe Command Center, turning
them into mindless slaves. Enthralled by
the Venusian, Paddock blames a Communist uprising for the power
outages and quickly declares martial law.
But after the base is also locked down, Paddock sends the entire garrison out
on patrol -- about ten soldiers all told,
including the Sarge and Ortiz, the carcinogenic
comic relief (-- played by Corman
regulars Dick Miller and Jonathan Haze, respectively),
who march out about two-hundred yards, set up camp, and await
further orders.
In
town, the zombified Sheriff orders
everyone to evacuate on foot, and when
everyone leaves except for the local
newspaper publisher, who refuses to go,
the Sheriff shoots him dead. Witnessing
this execution, Wilson confronts the
shooter but is quickly subdued. However, the
Sheriff doesn’t hurt him and quickly lets him
go, ominously intoning how the
retreating Wilson is to become
one of them!
Confronting
Anderson with the cold facts about what
he's seen and what kind of utopian society
the invading monster is really proposing
does Wilson no good. His friend stubbornly
refuses to be
swayed and urges Wilson to just give in to the
inevitable. When he refuses, promising to
put up a fight, Wilson leaves to do just
that. After he's gone, Anderson
contacts the Venusian and sadly reports
that he was wrong, and his old friend will
have to be implanted like the others to
bring him in line. And when Wilson gets home,
to his horror, he finds Joan has
already been taken over and zombified.
Releasing the control-critter meant for
him, she then locks them in a room
together. But Wilson manages to kill the
thing before it can zap him, and when his
wife returns, Wilson, rather bluntly, shoots Joan
right where she stands.
I
can't begin to describe how brutal this
scene is. Wilson doesn't even make an
attempt to help her, or reach her, or
encourage her to resist. He just quickly
rationalizes how he must be saving her from
an emotionless future, and then matter-of-factly plugs her. Damn, but if
that ain't some cold shit.
Crushed,
Wilson heads back to the Andersons with
every intention of biblically avenging his
wife. Proving to be too dangerous, the
constantly monitoring Venusian orders
Anderson to eliminate him. Overhearing all
of this proves the last straw for Claire.
Stealing Tom’s rifle, she heads for the
caves where the creature is hiding out.
Back at the house, when Wilson arrives,
the two have it out -- not physically, but
verbally. And just when it appears that
Wilson might finally be getting through to
Anderson the communicator kicks on ...
Claire has arrived at the caves and
has flushed the Venusian out -- and here, we
finally get a good look at the giant
turnip that’s trying to take over the
world and breath a huge sigh of relief.
*whew* Meanwhile, Claire scolds the
monster, saying its ugly, and demands her
enthralled husband's release. She fires at the
thing repeatedly, but the bullets have no
effect as the monster closes in, wraps its
claws around her neck, and strangles her.
Hearing
all of this over the communicator, Anderson
finally snaps back to reality.
Switching sides to avenge his wife, the two
men quickly devise a plan
to bring about the Venusian's demise.
Splitting up, Anderson will
head for the caves, while Wilson will go to
the military base for more help.
Elsewhere, while scrounging for some food,
when Ortiz hears Claire’s death-screams,
he investigates, discovering both her body
and then the monster! Hightailing it back
to the bivouac for reinforcements, a
flustered Ortiz finally manages to convince the Sarge that
the monster is real -- who then barks an order for the squad to mount up and
prepare for an attack.
At
the Command Center, two of the command
crew have been taken over by the
control-critters, who then kill the third
crewmember. Seems there are a few more
Venusians left on the mother-planet, so
another probe is to be sent to bring them
all back to Earth. When Wilson arrives, he
deduces
they’ve been converted and kills them
all. (A little fast on the trigger,
there, aren't ya Pete?) Finding the
rest of the base deserted, Wilson heads
for the caves. Along the way, he runs into
Paddock, and, after a brief struggle,
Wilson dispatches him, too. (Geez.
What's this guy's body count up to now?
Six or seven?)
Not to be outdone, Anderson runs into
the Sheriff, who gets gruesomely
dispatched with a
blow-torch. Back at the cave, the soldier's
first attack ends in failure, when the
creature still proves bullet resistant, and
Ortiz is killed while trying to run a
bayonet through it. And its only when the Venusian
forces the troops to retreat back outside,
and the bazooka team goes to work, do they
finally manage to at least slow the creature down.
When
Anderson arrives and confronts the
creature face to face -- well, face to
kneecap, he chastises the killer turnip
for lying to him, and then sticks the
blowtorch into the creature’s eye --
it’s only vulnerable spot, I guess, as
the monster soon keels over. But before
the monster expires, it manages to strangle
Anderson to death first.
Arriving
too late to shoot anybody else, Wilson views the
carnage, and then goes into a big speech about what
makes mankind so great that rivals Tom
Joad’s speech
at the end of The
Grapes of Wrath
(--
later lovingly lampooned in the MST3k
episode featuring this film.)
"He
learned almost too late that man is a
feeling creature, and because of it,
the greatest in the universe. He
learned too late for himself that men
have to find their own way, to make
their own mistakes. There can't be any
gift of perfection from outside
ourselves. When men seek such
perfection they find only death, fire,
loss, disillusionment and the end of
everything that's gone forward. Men
have always sought an end to our
misery but it can't be given, it has
to be achieved. There is hope, but it
has to come from inside, from Man
himself."
The
maudlin score triumphantly swells and
escorts us to...
The
End
The
following is an excerpt from Roger
Corman’s biography How
I Made a Hundred Movies in Hollywood and
Never Lost a Dime
about the making of It
Conquered the World:
"Before
shooting, Beverly [Garland]
ad-libbed a few sharp lines of her own.
From my engineering and physics
background, I’d reasoned that a being
from a planet with a powerful field of
gravity would sit very low to the
ground. So with my effects man, Paul
Blaisdell, I’d designed a rather squat
creature. But just before we were about
to shoot the climatic showdown with
Beverly and the monster, she stood over
it and stared it down, hands on her
hips. 'So,' she said with a
derisive snarl, making sure I heard her,
'you’ve come to conquer our
world, have you? Well, take that!'
And she kicked the monster in the head.
I got the point immediately. By that
afternoon the monster was rebuilt ten
feet high. Lesson one: Always make the
monster bigger than your leading lady."
This
wasn’t Corman’s first attempt at
science fiction, but it’s probably his
most notoriously infamous. And this reputation
is based mostly on the monster that looked
like an inverted turnip with teeth. If you
believe the oft contested tale, you can see the
basic shape of the original monster and
what was allegedly added on to
appease the leading lady. Corman realized
the overall goofiness of it and wisely
kept it in the shadows because you
didn’t really see the monster until the
very end when it gets killed. But then
again, in his efforts to keep things quick
and cheap, he might not have even cared.
In truth, the only reason the monster came
out into the light of day was because the
generator to run the lights inside the
cave broke and they couldn't afford to fix
it. Once outside, when they rigged up the
creature with blasting caps for the
bazooka hits, the interior shell soon
filled up with the resulting smoke. When
the shot was completed, Corman called a
cut, not realizing the creature was still
smoldering from the inside out. Actor Dick
Miller noticed and told him to keep
rolling, figuring they could use it. But
Corman didn't notice the F/X gone awry,
and started swinging his
director's stick around until he noticed
the unintended side-effect, too.
Turning
to the cameraman, he asked "Did you
get it?"
Of
course, the cameraman shook his head no. "You said cut."
"Well,
shit," said Corman.
And for more on the film's technical
difficulties, I'll point you over to
my tribute to creature-maker
extraordinaire, Paul
Blaisdell.
The
monster aside, as far as rest of the film
goes, I think its lofty script ambitions
were sold a little short by production
costs. Corman was always big on the tell
don't show method of filmmaking, and
there's an awful lot of talking in
this movie -- a lot of talking that really
isn't all that interesting, so that
gonzoidal monster is a much welcomed relief
whenever he shows up. Scripted by Lou
Russof, with an uncredited assist by Corman
regular Chuck Griffith, the film sorely
lacks the sardonic, comedic touches that
was just starting to bloom in Corman's
other pictures. Griffith was brought in to
salvage the script and was only given 48
hours to rewrite it, and it shows. And I
think author Mark Thomas McGee summed the
film up best in that "The picture, in
essence, would be one end of a radio
conversation."
It
is kinda amazing when
you realize that half of this bug-eyed monster from outer space
feature is
nothing more than stock-footage and extra-loooong
scenes of Van Cleef and Graves just
talking. Not
arguing. Talking. Talking. Talking.
Talking. Talking. Talking ... And
the
communistic red scare overtones aren’t
very subtle, either, borrowing heavily
from The
Day the Earth Stood Still
and
Invasion
of the Body Snatchers.
Okay, they ripped them off. Yet another
Corman trademark, exploitation at its
best/worst.
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