We
begin on the Isle of Evil somewhere in
the Caribbean Sea. Zooming in we POV our
way from the beach, through a jungle, to a spooky old castle. We keep going,
to the highest parapet, into the lab of Baron Frankenstein (voiced
by Boris Karloff) as the mad doctor
puts the finishing touches on his latest
creation: a beaker full of some strange liquid.
Putting an electrical charge into this
new isotope, which causes it to ominously
glow, Herr Baron then puts it
to the test by dabbing a small amount onto his
pet raven before releasing it out a window.
When the
bird flutters to a nearby tree and gently lands, the
volatile chemical violently detonates --
complete with a large mushroom cloud! (Quote
the Raven, "Nevermore." Har-har.) With
his experiment a complete success, the
Baron has now mastered both the power of
creation [his monster] and
the power of complete destruction [his
new explosive]. Drunk
with success, the Baron wants to announce
this new discovery to his monster brethren
as soon as possible. To do this, he sends out a batch of
invitations to a party, via
bat couriers -- a party that the Baron
muses they’ll never forget!
When
his Monster
-- here,
affectionately
dubbed Fang,
lying on it's slab, getting a recharge --
groans in agreement,
the James Bondian theme song cranks up,
powered by the massive pipes of Ethel
Ennis, as we’re introduced to the
Baron's associates: from
his sandy tomb comes the Mummy; in Paris,
the bats find the Hunchback ringing his
bells; a ways more east in Transylvania, Dracula eagerly sharpens
his teeth with a nail file in preparation;
meantime, they find the Invisible Man in an
abandoned house (--
with
a bunch of empty liquor bottles lying
around, which makes me wonder if this was
an inside joke. The first of many probable
inside jokes yet to come);
elsewhere, out in
the country, the Werewolf bays at the moon
in excitement; moving on to the foggy streets of London, Dr Jekyll
gets his invitation, drinks his potion, and
transforms into Mr. Hyde; and then the last bat
drops an invitation into a murky lagoon,
sinking to the bottom, where the Creature
awaits. All are excited, and all will
attend.
Meanwhile,
Felix Flankin (voiced
by Allan Swift, who also
did the voices for all the other monsters
unless otherwise noted),
a bumbling pharmacist assistant, gets
into trouble with his boss again. Allergic
to everything, seems Felix has a bad habit of
accidentally destroying the store during
one of his sneezing fits. Coming off as a
hypochondriac, our boy has his own special
concoction for his allergy attacks. And
after
each attack, Felix quickly overmedicates
himself (-- so no wonder he’s more
than a little jittery). Oddly
enough, Felix
receives an invitation as well; an
invitation to "a gathering of
notables" on the Island of Evil.
Since it’s
pretty obvious that Felix isn’t the
brightest bulb in the world it's no
surprise when he mistakes this invite for a pharmacist’s
convention at some posh Caribbean resort. (See
what I mean on the over-medicated thing?) His boss gladly gives
this walking disaster a week off to
attend, in fact, he insists Felix take the
whole month.
Back
at Frankenstein’s Castle, the
Monster’s Mate (voiced
by Phyllis Diller) catches Fang
lustfully watching the Baron’s shapely
secretary, Francesca, and warns that if he
lets his eyes wander on those twin
torpedoes again, she’ll keep
them in a jar for a week -- just like she did
the last time. Still, the Bride loves the big
brute -- so much so, that she sings him a
song. (This is a Rankin/Bass
animated film, so musical numbers, no
matter how out of place they may seem, are
expected and appreciated.) Meanwhile,
Francesca (voiced
by Gale Garnett) reports that all
the monsters have RSVP’d except for IT. Before
we find out what an IT is, the Baron says he didn’t
invite him because IT was such a royal
pain in the ass at the last social, he
was left off the guest list. (But
stay
tuned to find out who IT really is.) Francesca
also received word that Felix is coming.
The Baron is very happy to hear this, and
when a confused Francesca wants to know
what kind of monster this stranger is, he admits
that Felix is a mere human, and he
disguised the real nature of the gathering
so Felix wouldn’t be frightened off ...
It
seems Felix is the Baron’s only living
relative; the son of his sister -- the
white sheep of the family, he says -- who
ran off to the United States with a
traveling salesman. Apparently, the Baron plans to
announce his retirement, name his nephew
as his successor, and turn all of his secrets
over to Felix, making him the new leader
of the monsters. Francesca
is livid over this revelation. Feeling she is the rightful heir
to the Baron’s legacy, not some human
milksop,
she starts to plot to bump Felix off. But
to do this, she’ll need help...
I
remember, back when I was wee Beerman, coming home
from church one Sunday morning and catching about
the last two minutes of Mad Monster
Party on a local TV station. Again,
all I really saw was mostly the closing
credits but I knew I had missed something
great. Back then, I never even knew what it was
called. And over
the years since that brief encounter the
movie was forgotten, and I never really
thought about it all that much, until my good buddy Naked
Bill told me he had a
surprise and found something I really had
to see. He was right. Getting together
like we always did to watch some cinema
oddity and consume a metric ton of beer,
he popped this newly unearthed treasure
into his trusty TV/VCR combo and I finally
got to see all of Mad Monster Party.
Inspired
by George Pal's Puppetoon's shorts
Arthur Rankin and Jules Bass, a former
art-director and advertising-jingle
lyricist for ABC, respectively, who had
just formed their own production company,
decided to make a holiday special in the
same, stop-motion animated vein. The
result was the wildly successful Rudolph
the Red-Nosed Reindeer, that captured
over 50% of the nation's television
screens during its primetime premiere in
1964. And with that success, others soon
came calling, hoping to cash in on Rankin
and Bass' "Animagic." One such
person with a piqued interest was Joseph
E. Levine, a mini-movie mogul based out of
Boston, who made his bones importing
foreign films like Godzilla and Hercules
that were quickly devoured by the American
market, who quickly signed the fledging
company to a three picture deal for his
Embassy Pictures.
Following
the all but forgotten The Daydreamer,
based on the tales of Hans Christian
Anderson, and the equally elapsed Wacky
World of Mother Goose, returning to a
holiday theme, hoping to recapture some of
Rudolph's magic, picking the
subject matter for that pivotal third
project proved a no-brainer, as the
country was once more in the grips of yet
another surge of monster-mania. The
Addams Family
and The
Munsters
were ratings winners on the tube, and The
Creeplies
had just moved in next door to The
Flintstones,
and all those hair-brained drive-in
monster-bashes from the late 1950's were
just starting to circulate on the tube,
along with those old standards from
Universal, which provided the basis for
about 95% of the characters for the film.
And to connect with those old fright
flicks even more, the production scored a
real coup when Boris Karloff signed on to
voice Baron Frankenstein, who was just
coming off another holiday-themed smash,
serving as the narrator for How the
Grinch Stole Christmas. And with a little help from a few
more familiar
names, who really put the MAD in Mad
Monster Party, this raucous and
rambunctious entry into the R&B
universe was soon revved up and ready to
go. And we'll be getting into the nuts and
bolts of that in a minute, but for now,
let's get back to the movie, where the
action moves to the docks of some unknown
port city, where the
S.S.
Herring is about to cast off and
depart.
Lingering
near the gangplank, the
Captain (Yukon
Cornellius) is upset because they
only have one paying passenger, a Dr. Jekyll,
which confuses his first mate (Herbie The Dentist),
who thought it was a
Mr. Hyde. (Ba-dump-bump -- ching!) The
Captain is also angry because the rest of
his crew has jumped ship, so the cargo (--
including
the Mummy’s sarcophagus --) hasn’t
even been loaded yet. When the Hunchback shows
up, they quickly shanghai him into loading all
the cargo -- which he does, using only one
hand,
astounding the two sailors. While they're
distracted a
bat flutters into view and changes into
Count Dracula, who then asks what passage to the
Isle of Evil would cost. Trying to fleece
the well-dressed Count, the Captain's
attempt to inflate the price backfires,
when the vampire proves such a tightwad he
decides to turn himself back into a bat
and fly over on his own. Shocked and terrified by
what he's just witnessed, the Captain
mistakes Felix for
another monster and lets him on board for
free -- if he promises not kill them. As
the boat sets sail, the Werewolf barely
makes it on board before they shove off.
Below
deck, Felix barely survives a few
encounters with the assembled monsters --
saved mostly by his own ineptitude ... He thinks Dr. Jekyll is just seasick after
turning into the green-hued Mr. Hyde. Then, losing his glasses,
he mistakes the Werewolf for an old lady in a
fur coat. Still unable to find his glasses, he
bumps into the Invisible Man next and
apologizes for not seeing him. Later that
night, while Felix sleeps, when the
spook-rattled Captain
refuses to stop at the haunted isle all the monsters bail off and start
swimming, flying, and paddling toward their
final destination ... Back
at the castle, the Baron inspects his
zombie house staff and gives them
instructions. Now, if Francesca is the
Baron’s greatest creation, then Yetch is
the worst. (A
zombified Peter Lorre with a penchant for
losing his head, literally.) Yetch
has a thing for a Francesca, but this isn’t mutual. He
constantly drops to his knees in her
presence and waxes poetically over her
beauty, usually earning him a punch him in
the head. Anyways,
Yetch
takes a few zombies to the castle’s
hangar, where several automata man some
very cool looking ultra-lite aero-planes and
start patrolling the island just in case
IT shows up. (Our
first clue to IT’s real identity.) In
the main hall, the Baron plays a large
pipe organ as Fang and his Bride, decked out
in tuxedo and evening gown respectively,
enter and await the arrival of the other
guests. Here, each
monster is allowed to make a singular
grand entrance down the large staircase
into the great hall. After they’ve all
arrived, they toast to the gathering, and,
when Dracula states that the convention
will be a howling success, the
Werewolf bays in agreement. Then, while the
monsters drink cocktails, Yetch retreats
into the kitchen to check on Chef
Machiavellian’s preparations. We then
get an extended (--
and
unfortunately, not very funny --) scene
where the chef makes lame jokes about
what’s on the menu. It does, however,
pick up a little
when the main course tries to eat Yetch.
When
the food is finally ready, the assembled monsters gather around the dining table,
eat, and await the Baron’s big announcement.
And as the Baron starts his speech, Francesca
quietly conspires to get Dracula’s
help in eliminating Felix. Realizing
Francesca's up to something, the Monster’s
Mate
tells Fang that they’ll have to keep an
eye on her as the
Baron shows them all his new
invention After impressing his audience,
the old man announces that his impending
retirement, and that he
will name his successor tomorrow night.
(For the record: all the monsters secretly wish that
they, personally, will be the new chairman
of the monster board.) With
that said, the Baron excuses himself for
the evening and turns the entertainment
over to Little Tibia and the Fibulas (--
a skeletal rock-n-roll band with Beatle
mop-top haircuts). As the blighted band cranks up the
hard driving song "Do
the Mummy" the
Monster’s Mate grabs the actual Mummy and they
start cutting a rug. And while the others quickly
join them and start to boogie down,
Francesca nabs Dracula to talk in private
out on the balcony, where she
tells him all about Flankin. Promising
that if he helps
to get rid of this interloper, Francesca
will share the
Baron’s secrets. When the Count agrees
to these terms, Francesca
celebrates with a fabulously sultry song
until it is crudely interrupted when they
discover the Monster’s Mate has been eavesdropping on them, and she heard
everything. Dracula almost puts the bite
on the spy but Fang intercedes, and while
he holds the Count, the Monster’s Mate
and Francesca tear each other’s clothes
off -- down to their underwear, and have
one helluva bitch-slapping catfight. This
dust-up quickly spills
over into the main hall, where all the
monsters are soon involved as the fracas
quickly degenerates into a pie fight, and,
before you know it, we’re neck-deep in a
drunken monster brawl and free for all.
Sometime
later, after things have settled down, we take a
slow tour of the castle and view the
aftermath of the carnage as the
monsters try to cure their hangovers or
just sleep it off ...
The
next morning, Felix borrows one of the Herring's
lifeboats and
paddles ashore, where the Baron and
Francesca greet him. And while the Baron
takes him on a tour of the castle,
Francesca secretly meets with Dracula.
Seems she’ll be taking Felix on a picnic later
that afternoon, so they map out three
spots for an ambush. But once again,
Felix’s unwitting ineptitude saves him
from successive attacks by the Mummy, the Werewolf
and Dracula. That
evening, the Baron shows Felix his
laboratory, where he reveals Felix’s
birthright as the last of the
Frankensteins. Felix is overwhelmed, and
in a true Rankin and Bass moment, he’s
quickly overrun with cute little critters that
accompany an inspirational song crooned
deftly by the Baron. But when the
inspirational song ends, Felix still isn’t sure if
he can handle the responsibility. Wanting
to think it over, he asks if there is
anywhere he can fish because he does
his best thinking while fishing. The Baron
sends him to the moat.
Meanwhile,
in Dracula’s room, as Francesca and the
Count argue over those bungled
assassination attempts, Fang and the
Monster’s Mate barge in are shocked to
find Francesca there. Smelling out the double
cross, Francesca is backed into a corner,
but escapes through a trap door that
dumps her into the Baron’s lab. Angry at
Dracula's betrayal, Francesca swears
vengeance on everyone. To do this, she begins by
writing an invitation to the mysterious
IT, releases the bat courier, and then starts ransacking the lab, looking for the
Baron’s explosive formula. Meantime, the
other conspirators decide that
they must eliminate Francesca before she
can reveal their treachery to the Baron.
Following her down the trapdoor, they spill
into the lab and attack, but Francesca
manages to escape by jumping out the
window and lands safely in the moat --
well, safe until the crocodiles get her.
And as the aquatic reptiles close in for
the kill, from out of nowhere, Felix pulls her to
safety. But Francesca proves so hysterical
Felix has to slap her to bring
her out of it. She is first dumbstruck by
Felix's actions, and then immediately swoons for him. (Does
anyone else find this a little disturbing?) They
embrace and kiss. We then cut to waves
crashing, lighting flashes and a palm tree
falls over (-- which caused soda to
rocket out of my nose. All we’re missing
here, folks, is a rocket launch or train going
into a tunnel -- if you know what I mean.)
Elsewhere,
Dracula
is ready to clear out, but the Monster’s
Mate talks him into staying, and together,
they concoct a new plan to rally the other monsters against the Baron
for appointing a mere human as their
leader and take over. Back on
the beach, when Francesca tells her new
boyfriend that he's in
danger and why, Felix tells her not to
worry because he plans to turn down the
Baron’s offer. But, it's too late for
that, she warns; the other kooks and
spooks won't listen to reason anymore. On top
of that, she’s done something rather
rash and insists that they have to get away
and off the island immediately. Asked how,
Francesca reveals she has a boat hidden on the other
side of the island, which they can use to
escape ... Meanwhile an
impromptu monster caucus unanimously votes
to overthrow the Baron and eliminate
Francesca and Felix. Heading into the jungle to find
them, the
Werewolf and Yetch catch up to them first
and steal Francesca away from Felix,
leaving the
other monsters to surround our hero and close in
for the kill. Luckily, Felix picks that time to have
another allergy attack and pulls out his
vial of medicine. (A
vial that looks very familiar.)
Mistaking this for the Baron’s
explosive the monsters quickly back off.
And as Felix
pushes the bluff, and demands to be taken
to Francesca, his attackers immediately
turn tail and flee --
but not because of Felix’s threat ... IT
has finally arrived and just surfaced right
behind him. Thus, Felix turns and comes face to
face with a fifty-foot ape. (So
IT was King [name withheld over copyright
issues] the whole time.)
Felix faints dead away.
Stepping
over our hero and heading inland, IT
destroys the castle, and then turns Francesca
into Fay Wray. The Baron, meanwhile, finds Felix,
orders him into the escape boat, and promises that
he’ll save Francesca and take care of
that dastardly ape and those turncoat
traitors once and for all.
Commandeering one of his aero-planes, the Baron pilots it
toward the big ape that has taken root on
the tallest peak of the island. IT has
Francesca in one hand and all the other
monsters in the other. And as the Baron buzzes
the creature relentlessly, the ape puts
Francesca down so he can swat at the
plane, allowing her to escape and meet up with
Felix. After several more swipes, IT
finally snags the Baron’s
plane, and, as he crushes it, the Baron watches as
the two young lovers shove off and get a safe distance
away. He then pulls out his explosive,
chastises his fellow monsters for their
pettiness and drops the vial, allowing it
to fall to
the ground, where it detonates on impact
... From the boat, Francesca and Felix watch as the
island is totally obliterated in the
resulting explosion. When the smoke clears,
the two lovers head toward civilization,
which brings us to...
The
E..
Well,
not quite ... Stick around for one more shock
o' surprise.
The
End
Long
rumored to have been scripted by an
uncredited Forest J. Ackerman -- and with
all those horrible puns, this is an easy
assumption to make -- in truth, Rankin and
Bass had the better idea of turning to
another famous magazine and comics writer,
Harvey Kurtzman, to punch up and add some
more anarchy to Len Korobkin's original
script; and, better yet, the animation duo
also conscripted artist Jack Davis for all
the character designs. Kurtzman and Davis had made a name for
themselves with the macabre EC Horror
Comics [Tales from the Crypt,
Shock
Suspense Stories]
but Dr. Wertham and his no-fun crusade
had torpedoed those pulps, so
Kurtzman turned his creative juices on a
new venture,
Mad Magazine, with long time
collaberator William Gaines. Working
together once again on Mad Monster
Party, the monsters are brilliantly realized and
look like they crawled right off of
Davis’s drawing board.
Taking
these horror icons and giving them a hip,
mondo-'60s
twist, Davis' designs are truly hilarious.
And my favorite
has to be the Invisible Man ... nothing but a
pot bellied smoking jacket, sunglasses and
a fez free-floating around, talking like Sydney
Greenstreet, that
had me laughing to no end. Kurtzman and
Korobkin's script does drag in spots, but
this can mostly be blamed on several
hurriedly slapped together scenes that
were inserted to expand the project to
feature length, in accordance with
Levine's demands, including the initial
scenes with the aero-planes and the entire
kitchen sequence, which was, let's face
it, pretty rotten and sticks out rather
sorely. It's long been touted that there
is a shorter director's cut out there that
eliminates a lot of these additions, but
it, as of yet, hasn't seen the light of
day.
Another
contributing factor to the success of this
movie that cannot be overlooked is the
music. Knocked together by Bass and
composer Maury Laws, the instrumentals
sound like a capricious mash-up of Vic
Mizzy's scatter-brained horns and Xavier
Cugat's scorching xylophones, and are as
catchy as hell. For the main title theme,
noted jazz-singer Ethel Ennis added
another joke by caricaturizing the newly
minted James Bond theme for Goldfinger,
belted out by Shirlie Bassey. But, Gale
Garnett steals the show with the
boisterous number "Our Time to
Shine" and the sultry, but
powerful, ballad "Never Was a Love
Like Mine." Garnett, an
Emmy-Award winning folk-singer, had the
earlier hit "We'll Sing in the
Sunshine" and would shortly after
tune in and drop out, if you know what I
mean, with the band Gentle Reign.
On
top of everything else it does right, what
I really like about Mad
Monster Party
is, once again, the attention to detail
the creators have and their obvious love for the
subject matter. Rankin and Bass's
animation studio was based at Japan's
M.O.M. studios, and was supervised by head
animator, Tad Mochinaga. And whether
it’s a gag like a band-aid on the front
of the Mummy, Dracula using a nail file to
sharpen his fangs, or a skeletal rock
group called Little Tibia and the Fibulas,
their efforts had me ginning from ear to
ear. Brief
moments like the Baron feeding his pets
also bring smiles, like when he puts a fly into a
jar with a toad but it's the toad that
gets eaten. Then, he comes upon his doghouse,
puts out some scraps, but Spot turns out to be
the Blob, who oozes out and starts
eating. He then dips his hands into a
bucket labeled: human-fresh and feeds the
scraps to his giant Venus Fly-Trap. Word
also must be mentioned for the wonderful
sets the 8-inch animated marionettes
frolic around in. I caught my eyes easily wandering away from the action to study
what they stuck in the corners and it’s
truly amazing.
Mad
Monster Party
is, in the end, a visual delight. It’s a big can of
corn, sure, but if you can ignore Felix as much as possible (--
as he
can be very grating at times), I have a
feeling you will enjoy it as much as I
did. And it's too bad that this forgotten
gem isn't standard Halloween viewing like
it's animated Christmas counterparts.
Seems that Levine wasn't thrilled with the
lackluster results of their first two collaboration,
leading to a limited, matinee only
release, before it was yanked from
circulation. This also scuttled plans for
an official soundtrack release. But today,
both the film and the CD are readily
available and I cannot recommend them
highly enough.
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