Your Three Minutes Are Up
(1973)
Director:
Douglas N.
Schwartz
Cast: Beau Bridges, Ron Liebman, Janet Margolin
Whenever I come across a really great movie in
my watching of
unknown movies, it makes me very happy. I feel like I've come across a
hidden treasure, sort of like a treasure hunter who has spent countless
time sifting through rubble and then finding that jewel. (My rubble
being
movies like Fallen Knight and
Amanda
And The Alien) It makes whatever is found more satisfying.
But at the same time, I feel a little sad. Let me explain that with Your
Three Minutes Are Up - here is a movie with great performances,
interesting characters, a very perceptive (and occasionally hilarious)
script that really captures life as it was in the '70s, and even now. I
don't think I can say it's one of the 10 best movies of the
'70s,
but it without doubt belongs in a list concerning the ten best sleepers
of that decade. And that's what's so sad about this movie - next to
nobody
knows about this movie, even after 27 years have gone by. It is my hope
that at least one person will seek out and watch this movie because of
this review.
The strange thing about Your Three Minutes Are Up
is that
it's also funny and sad at the same time. Even during its lighter
moments
(and there are plenty), there is always something that prevents us from
being completely amused. Take, for example, a sequence later in the
movie
when friends Charlie (Bridges) and Mike (Liebman) encounter two pretty
women at a drive-in. Mike goes into a hilarious rave, completely
untrue,
about how Charlie is a great director and he is his producer ("His
first
film won seven awards - I produced it! 4-hour documentary studied
all kinds of decay - moral, structure, tooth...") We are laughing at
his
utter bull, but there's something uncomfortable as to how he is
blatantly
lying to these women - and that they are falling for these lies. Later
in the movie, all four go out to a fancy restaurant, and Mike hustles
Charlie
and himself out of the back way after they go to the washroom, leaving
the women with the bill. They and we think they are clever, and laugh
about
it, but then the director takes us back into the restaurant where we
see
the astonishment and hurt of the women who have been stuck with the
gigantic
tab. We're not laughing now.
The story of these two men actually starts a day or so
earlier in Los
Angeles. We're first introduced to Charlie, an insurance worker engaged
to be married to his girlfriend Betty (Margolin). It soon becomes clear
Charlie is not a very happy man - for one thing, his girlfriend is the
kind of woman who will spend hours calling the hospitals and morgues if
her fiancé misses an appointment, and now seems more interested
in the lifestyle aspect of the relationship rather than why they got
engaged
in the first place. To make matters worse, she works in the same office
as he does, so he can't get away. But other things are bothering
Charlie
as well. "There's got to be something better than working your butt off
to pay for a house full of furniture," he bemoans to Betty. Betty then
replies, "You're thirty years old, Charlie - that's all there is."
It soon becomes clear that a lot of Charlie's
dissatisfaction in life
comes with his hanging around with his best friend, Mike, who he has
been
spending more time with lately. Mike seems to have beat the system - he
doesn't work, lives in a fancy apartment, and gets to sleep with
stewardesses.
He seems to have it made, knowing what to do when any crisis comes up.
When a billing agency threatens to sic a collection agency on him, he
confidently
tells them he knows full well no collection agency will go to the
trouble
to collect a lousy 87 dollars. But eventually the system does catch up
- when the agency issuing unemployment checks finds out Mike went to a
scheduled interview wearing a sweater and Bermuda shorts, they cut off
his checks - the same day his car gets repossessed. Seeing the system
closing
in, Mike decides to try his luck in San Francisco, and phones Charlie
at
work to ask him to drive him to the airport. That's what the plan is
for
both of them at the beginning, but events along the way find them
taking
a long journey, in more ways than one.
Although second billed, Ron Liebman is the real star of
this movie,
giving a performance that should have been nominated for an Oscar. His
constant fast talking has you actually believe he has been able to live
off the system for so long. When a Western Union guy comes to his door
to get his credit cards, he immediately blurts out, "[Robinson] Junior
or senior? Listen pal, you can't just harass every Robinson in the
telephone
book! There are laws against that!", and hustles the bewildered man out
of the door. Several times in the movie he gives great complements to
people,
but his heart isn't in it, saying to Charlie after getting the expected
pleasant reactions, "The best things in life are free!" But Liebman
also
put in some excellent subtle acting, giving his character a vulnerable
edge and not without sympathy. Even though we get a perverse pleasure
out
of seeing his car get towed away, the hurt look in his eyes and
mumbling
of, "They've got me..." is devastating. The same hurt look in his eyes
can be seen whenever Charlie talks about Betty, even when Charlie asks
him to be his best man. It's no wonder Mike clings onto Charlie,
because
his lifestyle really is a lonely, adolescent one.
And it's also no wonder Charlie clings onto Mike. He is
a dull man -
his apartment has no fancy furnishings at all, and he is lost at work,
one of tens of people working on the same floor on identical desks.
Mike
is his one avenue of excitement, and Charlie knows Mike won't nag him,
and will always accept him. Though throughout the movie we see whenever
a decision concerning the two to be made, Mike always decides. Sure,
Charlie
manages to say he doesn't like the clothes he's being offered at the
clothing
store, but at the subsequent dinner, Mike does the ordering for him. At
one point, Charlie complains, "Everyone is always telling me what to
do!",
but we clearly see that without that, Charlie would be stuck whenever
he
is to be given a decision. On the road trip, despite his engagement
having
soured somewhat, he keeps stopping to telephone Betty - though he is
with
Mike, it's obvious that he still needs Betty. At least he does seem to
realize that a lot of what Mike is doing is wrong, but instead of
saying
so, he says it as a timid question ("Have you thought of the people
involved....?"),
which Mike manages to quickly brush off.
It's fascinating to watch these two characters together
on their journey,
finding out more about them as they travel. Also because we are shown
from
the start a clue that something drastic is going to happen to them
before
the end. What does happen I won't say, except I found the buildup and
the
eventual execution both painful to watch - not because it was bad, but
because I had really gotten involved into these characters and their
activities,
and I was able to share what they were experiencing. As the credits
rolled,
I felt absolutely overwhelmed, thinking about what I had just seen.
It's
a powerful, emotional ending, though it's not perfect. For one thing,
much
of it involves Charlie's behavior - the first time I watched the movie,
I couldn't understand why he was doing these things. The second time I
watched it I had a better understanding, but Charlie's actions seemed
way
out of character, even considering what made him do these actions.
Your Three Minutes Are Up was obviously
done on a low
budget, though since this is a movie shot in real locations and
involving
mostly everyday kind of interactions, it doesn't suffer as much as
other
low budget movies. However, there were a number of times I could see
the
shadows or reflections of the cast or equipment, which was distracting
at times. The sound sometimes has absolutely no background noise at
all,
so even when the characters are talking in their car cruising down the
street, all we hear are their voices. (I saw the TV print of this
movie,
and the dubbing done to replace the foul language was quite obvious as
well.) Some scenes (most notably the restaurant sequence) have some
very
awkward editing, such as switching from a close-up to a wider view with
the camera in the same place. But in a way, I kind of welcomed seeing
this
shoddiness, because it somehow gave it a more natural feel to the
movie.
It's rough, but it's real; slickness would have made it phony. The
merit
of this movie is so good, you'll be willing to forgive and forget its
flaws.
That is, if you can find this movie - currently, it's only shown on
commercial
TV on stations that have purchased syndicated packages of unknown
movies.
Consequently, it's so rarely broadcast, I had to make a copy for the
reviewer
who has written the only other full-length review currently on the
Internet.
This movie deserves a video release (Are you reading this, Anchor Bay?)
Until then, be sure to tape it if it comes on TV in your area. Not just
to save as a rarity, but to watch again - I guarantee you that the
second
time you watch it, you'll see many things you missed the first time.
Check for availability on Amazon.
Also: Bad Company, Seven Hours To Judgment, Skateboard
Madness
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