Sword Of Honor
(1994)
Director: Robert
Tiffe
Cast: Steven Vincent Leigh, Angelo Tiffe, Sophia Crawford
Sword Of Honor
is
an acceptable way to spend some of your free time. When I say "free
time",
I don't really mean time in your life where you are available to do
anything
that you please. The main emphasis is on the word "free" - in other
words,
time when you don't have to pay any amount of money to do whatever you
choose. I don't think there's quite enough entertainment value in this
movie to justify putting down several dollars to rent it. However, if
you
get the chance to watch it for free, such as when it's on TV, there is
a good chance you'll find it helps pass the time well enough,
especially
the more undemanding you are feeling at the time.
The opening minutes
seem to indicate that this is going to be a very entertaining movie,
with
the promise of being filled with action and some unintended laughs, all
done with a superior technical slickness. Somewhere in the Mongolian
Empire
in 1367, we see some anonymous warrior riding through the countryside;
though it was obviously not filmed in Mongolia, the stark scenery looks
very striking, especially with snow lying on the ground and fog
drifting
in the background. The warrior then uses the title object to chop up
some
Mongolians in a fury of martial art techniques. Admittedly, this scene
has absolutely no bearing on what happens later in the movie, but so
what?
Some utterly gratuitous killing can be very entertaining, especially
with
the kind of choreography on display here. Though the martial arts here
and elsewhere in the movie are somewhat spoiled by the standard
American
editing technique of only showing one or two moves in most shots, the
moves
by the performers are high impact (and very fast)
enough
to give us satisfaction.
There's a big laugh
when we suddenly fade to the familiar sight of Las Vegas at night, and
we're told, "Las Vegas, Nevada...Present Day". Good job they did that -
I might have otherwise expected Genghis Khan to step out of one of
those
casinos. So everything's been entertaining so far. Then we're given the
standard convenience store robbery scene to introduce and show the
character
of the policeman hero of this particular actioner. In this instance,
however,
this rendition fails to do both. The scene is composed of frenziedly
edited
hand-held camera shots, many of which are shot in the poorest of light,
so it's virtually impossible to tell what's going on. All I could tell
is that out of a police car, two figures (we never see their faces
clearly
in the sequence) jump out and race after an entire gang, and get into
martial
arts battles with each member. Since we don't know who the cops and who
are the gang members at any moment, we can't really get involved in any
of these fights.
After that scene, things start to fall into place.
Almost
all of the next few minutes is devoted to Allan (Jeff Pruitt), a cop
skilled
in the martial arts who has decided to take early retirement in order
to
devote his life to teach the martial arts to kids, which he'll do with
his sister Vicky (Crawford). He has an Asian-American partner, Johnny
(Leigh),
who is sad to see him go - at least I think so, for he hardly gets seen
or heard here. Then during Allan's retirement party, the cops get a
call
about a gang of heavily armed thugs robbing a gallery in the city.
Allan
decides to go into action one more time, and during the shootout
between
the cops and the thugs, he and Johnny sneak into the gallery. The two
of
them manage to pick off a number of the thugs at first, but then
tragedy
strikes....Allan dies. Yes, Allan, even though up to this point the
focus
has been heavily on him. I guess I should have seen it coming with the
cliché of the retiring cop, but it was still quite bewildering.
Okay, maybe now things will fall into place, now that
the focus all of a sudden falls on Johnny. He now has three things he
must
do: (1) Retrieve the Sword Of Honor (which is what the thieves stole in
the gallery), (2) Find who killed his partner and kill that guy, and
(3)
Get into a hot interracial romance with Vicky. That third item on his
mental
"to do" list is played out pretty much how you'd expect, and it is
indeed
pretty hot. No complaints there. It is what follows that I have
complaints
with. Most of the progress in Johnny's investigation comes from
coincidence
(seeing someone at a certain place at just the right moment, etc.),
work
by other people (asking a stereotypical junkie to dig up information
for
him, etc.), or from looking at the evidence left behind after a dumb
move
by the bad guys (sending in inept hit men to try and kill Johnny, etc.)
- at least, when he is investigating the case at all.
Johnny's investigation is sporadic and moves very
slowly.
Midway through the investigation, he gets to do that tired old scene
where
the hero gets drunk and staggers through the streets while pathetic
music
plays on the soundtrack, which just wastes several minutes of the
running
time. There is also a lengthy sequence where two minor characters (both
cops) get a tip on an upcoming bank robbery, leading to a wild car
chase
which ends with the robbers' car crashing into a warehouse and getting
burned up when the warehouse mysteriously blows up before the car does.
This scene has absolutely nothing to do with Johnny's investigation.
The
bad guys get into the act of wasting more of the viewer's time by
inviting
some Russian gangster over, feeding him with some expensive food, then
taking him to a restaurant and feeding him some more expensive
food...then
killing him. These scenes are not only a waste of time, they actually
distract
from the plot, so much so that for much of the movie the sword and
Johnny's
quest for revenge are forgotten.
At least many of these scenes could have been worse. The
acting by everyone is overall competent. Leigh himself is a little
bland
as the hero, but he does possess a likeability that makes his scenes
painless
to watch. His character actually seems to have been constructed to be
more
accessible to an audience; he's actually not perfect in the martial
arts
(Allan is shown to be more talented), and he does get knocked around a
few times. That's not to say that the scenes where he fights the bad
guys,
or various muggers and rude people at the gym that pop up when there
hasn't
been a fight in ten minutes are not entertaining; though these fights
are
also one-two-cut edited, they are fast and brutal enough to satisfy
one's
craving for bone crunching. The fight at the climax, which should have
been a show stopper, is surprisingly boring and extremely short - what
the heck happened? There are a few action scenes of a different nature
elsewhere in the movie (such as the gallery shootout) that are
acceptable.
The most interesting aspect of the production is what
appears to be a subtle yet bizarre sense of humor it has. I have to use
"appears", because I honestly can't tell if the filmmakers were trying
to be funny, or if these instances of humor are unintentional. After
that
aforementioned car chase, one of the cops looks at the burning car
wreck
and says, "Don't need backup now." The wealthy bad guys eat some nasty
looking pizza at a really crummy pizzeria. Their wealthy leader shows
off
his bodyguard to a client by saying, "Look at my man! (To the
bodyguard:
"Take
off your clothes!") See how beautiful he is!", then he's later seen
teaching
his girlfriend how to play a boogie-woogie song on the piano. It sounds
like it's clearly tongue-in-cheek, but the way these scenes are
directed
and acted, I actually can't be sure - they are played out extremely
straight.
Whether intended to be funny or not, they are amusing all the same. And
there are some definite unintended laughs, such as Allan's funeral. At
the funeral, we hear a 21 gun salute, but we don't see
it; in fact, except for a very close-up shot of the mourning Johnny and
Vicky, we don't see any other mourners or the coffin.
If Sword Of Honor had been faster paced
and more energetic, it probably would have been a must see movie. As it
is right now, it's a bit too slow and meandering to actually pay money
to see despite its notable qualities. That's why it's probably best to
wait until it comes on cable or free TV, then tape it. With your remote
control in your hand and your finger near the fast-forward button,
you'll
probably be entertained.
UPDATE: I heard from "Tiger", one of the
participants of the movie. Here's what he had to say:
"Basically when I was living in Vegas in 1994, I got
hired to work on
Sword of Honor, it was my first big break as far as being more than
just an extra. During the poker scene I walk into the room and say,
"excuse me boss, there's someone here to see you", the boss says
something, then I say, "I tried he won't go. Then there is a fight
between myself, the other body guard, (played by Ken Dinkins, who by
the way is my Ju Jitsu teacher) and the star Steven Leigh. I get my ass
kicked, but at least I got to show a bit of my skill. I also doubled
for Steven in one scene, but it was cut from the film. I am also one of
the guys in the ski mask in the hallway and the one who gets kicked
about six times and thrown to the floor by Jeff Pruitt. All in all it
was a great experience I got to work with Koichi Sakamoto, who now does
fight choreography for the Power Rangers and Jeff Pruitt who
used to coordinate the stunts on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
"My name in the credits is listed by my real name, (twice), which I
don't tell anymore. I now go by Tiger and you can visit
www.tigertheactor.com
and
www.tigerthemartialartist.com.
I thank you for your interest."
UPDATE 2: Apparently sometime after getting that
letter, Tiger did some questionable things. Click the above links to
get an update.
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