The Road Hustlers
(1968)
Director: Larry E.
Jackson
Cast:
Jim Davis, Scott Brady, Andy Devine, Bruce Yarnell
Ah, an American-International picture! Wish I had been
old enough to
appreciate their movies before they disappeared - all I had at maturity
was Cannon. But watching this movie, I really felt I was at the
drive-in
one summer night, sitting in a car with a bag of greasy popcorn.
This stirring drama of Southern moonshiners got me in
the spirit right
away with the title song, with such awesome lyrics as, "When they drive
down the highway / You best give them some room / They don't trust a
stranger
/ A stranger spells danger / And danger can lead you to dooooooom / GIVE
THEM ROOOOOMMMM! / THE ROOOOOOOOOOAD.....HUSTLERS!!!!!! / Are
sure to hit your town one evening / When the sun's going dooooooooown /
You'll hear the roar of thunder pounding in your eaaaaaaaar!!!!!! /
You'll
feel the pavement shake when they appear! / You'll live a life of
fear!"
We are introduced to the Reedy family, consisted of
patriarch Noah,
young and handsome sons Mark and Matt, as well as dumb and ugly brother
Luke for comedy relief. (Noah has a wife, but see here, this movie is
about
man's business, so we can't have any focus on women other than the two
bikini-wearing babes later in the movie!) The Reedy family has been
supplying
the folks of Lexingtion County with moonshine for several decades -
none
of that rotgut stuff that'll make you blind, but the good stuff that
you'll
happily pay $20 a gallon for. That hasn't gotten past the eye of Earl,
stooge of a syndicate he's representing. They've "convinced" the other
bootleggers in the area to join the syndicate, but Noah will have none
of that monopoly stuff. Complicating things, two feds have been
searching
the area for all the stills of the bootleggers. They almost catch Matt,
but Mike lures them away with an identical-looking car, singing during
the chase that smash hit, "Rye Whiskey" ("Rye whiskey! / Rye
whiskey!....")
Of course, the feds only find bricks in Mike's car when
they pull him
over, and the sheriff who's in the vicinity feels the only punishment
worthy
in the situation is a speeding ticket. When Mike leaves, the sheriff
tells
the feds that he himself has been trying to catch the Reedy family in
the
act for years, but has never come close. Ignoring the sheriff's
recommendation
to forget about it (saying to the effect of, "After all, they make the
good stuff and not that rotgut!"), the feds for most of the remainder
of
the movie just show up to look stupid and ignorant of the ways of the
deep
South.
The Reedy family is able to dodge the feds but the
syndicate starts
to squeeze pressure on them, though they keep outwitting the syndicate
at every turn. When the syndicate chases them on a speedboat, they toss
sticks of dynamite at the speedboat (using the same explosion footage
more
than once), blowing it up. When they chase the family in a car, the
Reedys
use a primitive James Bond gizmo that leaks gasoline on the road, then
they toss a road flare, burning the bad guys. When the syndicate
gathers
hitmen to attack the Reedy home, they are scared off by fireworks(!).
Frustrated,
the syndicate locates one of the Reedy co-workers, and sic a Bubba-type
on him. Tongue-wiggling, "Bubba" bonks the worker's head on a car trunk
a few times, but mostly bitch-slaps him. The Reedys are outraged by
their
friend being almost slapped to death, and plot to strike back at the
syndicate.
It's no high art - it ain't even great trash (no nudity
or onscreen
sex, no one dies in the explosions etc.) - it's just a good ol' boy
movie
for good ol' boys wanting a good ol' time. But this might be the movie
to be picked if you needed an example of a quintessential drive-in
movie.
It drives a familiar, expected route but the car is fast enough and
comfortable
to sit in.
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See also: Trackdown, Outlaw Force, Demented
Death Farm Massacre
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