The Sword Of The Barbarians
(1982)
Director: Michele Massimo
Tarantini
Cast: Pietro Torrisi, Yvonne Fraschetti, Mario Novelli
Ever since I started The Unknown Movies, I have strived
to keep a balance when it comes to the genres of movies I review. I
want every visitor to this web site to be able to find at least some
small thing that catches their interest, which will increase the
possibility Despite this policy of mine, I must admit that I am more
attracted to certain genres, and that I would probably exclusively
review movies in these genres all the time if I didn't have that
specific piece of common sense in my mind that has me review a wide
variety of movies. I think you know that I love the western genre,
especially those westerns that are spaghetti westerns. But I also have
another movie genre that I love, one that I don't think that I have
mentioned before. That movie genre happens to be the sword and sorcery
genre. I have loved movies in this genre for ages. I can remember my
first introduction to the sword and sorcery genre, though it wasn't
from a movie. Years ago, when I still had some growing up to do, I used
to frequent a certain book store every Saturday. I frequented this
certain book store because they had a wide variety of reading material,
and the owner would not tell me to stop freely (in both sense of the
word) reading the stuff there. (I was a cheap bastard even back then.)
I would read Fangoria magazine, always amazed that they would
get away with showing especially gory stuff on its cover. And there was
also Starlog, Mad, and Cracked. Then one day,
I came across one of Marvel Comics' Conan magazines. The cover
looked intriguing, so I opened it up and started reading.
Now, I had heard of Conan before, but I had never read
the original Robert E. Howard stories or seen the movies. But as I
started to read, I soon started to realize what I had been missing. The
magazine was full of violence, magic, and even a little sexy material.
After I finished reading it, I patiently waited for the next issue to
come out, and then the next ones after it. Though I knew these were new
Conan stories and not Howard originals, I somehow knew that this was
how Howard's creation was like, and I realized I had been missing much
from ignoring the sword and sorcery genre. From that point on, when I
got a chance to indulge in the genre, I took it. I watched the two
Schwarzenegger Conan movies; while I liked the first
one, I thought that the second one (aside from its score) was a
disappointment. I got a pirated copy of the Conan computer game for the
Apple II, though I didn't think it was "real" Conan, because the Conan
in this game had a boomerang sword and would flip somersaults in the
air when he jumped. Later, I saw an animated Conan TV series, but it
was so watered down I didn't consider it true Conan as well. Then there
was the live-action Conan TV series, but it was also watered down and I
gave up after a few episodes. Later, I made a new friend who had the
original Howard stories in paperback. I read some of them, and saw that
what I had thought to be "true" Conan was correct. When I couldn't get
a Conan fix over the years, I would watch sword and sorcery movies
without him. Movies like The Sword And The Sorcerer, The
Barbarians, Deathstalker, The Warrior And The
Sorceress, and the Miles O'Keeffe Ator movies.
By now I think that a question has formed in the mind of
many long-time readers of The Unknown Movies. That question being, "If
you love the sword and sorcery genre so much, why on earth haven't you
reviewed more movies from the genre?" A
valid question. Looking at my past reviews, I have only reviewed three
examples: Hearts And Armour, Quest For The Mighty Sword, and Sinbad Of The Seven Seas. Why is this?
The answer is pretty simple. When I started this web site, even back
then, those older sword and sorcery movies were being removed by video
stores to fit in newer and different movies. Plus, after the '80s and
up to now, few sword and sorcery movies have been made, and almost all
of those I would not consider "unknown movies". I have been without a
fix of sword and sorcery for years. But recently, thanks to a telecast
by Canada's equivalent of the American Sci-Fi network, I not only got a
sword and sorcery movie to review, but one I had not seen before, The
Sword Of The Barbarians. It takes place in an ancient age,
where we are introduced to Sangraal (Torrisi, Violent City),
a barbarian king who is leading his people to find a new land to settle
in. After they save some of the inhabitants of a new land they enter
from the murderous followers of the fire god Rani, they are invited to
settle with the inhabitants. But Rani is angry, and she gets her
warrior follower Nanuk (Novelli, The New Gladiators) to
attack the village. All are slaughtered, except for Sangraal and the
village chief's daughter Aki. Sangraal swears vengeance, and followed
by Aki as well as the wandering warrior Li Wo Twan (Hal Yamanouchi,
Hearts And Armour), he
sets off on his quest.
Whenever your mind stops wandering around and focuses on
the sword and sorcery genre, what are the first things that come to
your mind? Some of you might think of stuff like impossibly sexy women
(often warriors) with breasts the size of melons. I admit that's one of
the first things I think of, but as for the very first thing I think
of, I think of the striking environment that most of these sword and
sorcery stories take place in. Mention "sword and sorcery" to me, and
the first thing I think of are stuff like forests thick with tall
trees, snow-capped gigantic mountains in the background (sometimes in
the foreground as well), hot desert plains, and gigantic caves. In
short, a majestic environment that compliments the typically epic
stories of this genre. But in the case of The Sword Of The
Barbarians, we don't get such a stunning backdrop. I will admit
that the filmmakers did manage to find some bona fide caves for the two
cavern locations Sangraal and his companions come across during their
quest, and that these caves look okay to the eye. And there is one
sequence that actually takes place in a forest, though it looks like
the filmmakers didn't actually travel very far from civilization to
reach it due to its somewhat sparse look. But the rest of the chosen
locations look very shabby. The desert plains that Sangraal and his
companions briefly come across while traveling cross-country? If you
ask me, it looks very much like a gravel pit. The bulk of the movie is
actually filmed on hilly grasslands covered with bushes and large
rocks. This unspectacular landscape all looks to have been shot in the
same small area, despite the heroes' long cross-country trip.
It quickly becomes very clear that the filmmakers didn't
have the money to beef up the look of their movie. This is not limited
to the locations that were chosen, but also to what the filmmakers were
able to bring to these locations - which wasn't much. There are the
huts in Sangraal's village (few in number and look hastily
constructed), a brief glimpse of some kind of primitive construction in
what's supposed to be the home of the savage tribe in the forest, a few
props in the cave where Rani the fire god pops up now and then, and...
well... that about it for production values. Most scenes go by where
the actors have little to work with other than the costumes they are
wearing. A top-notch cast playing memorable character may have found it
a challenge, but with the cast chosen for this movie and for
the particular characters they are playing, the filmmakers should have
seen it as a hopeless task. As the central hero Sangraal, Pietro
Torrisi is not a very imposing figure. For starters, Conan would
probably laugh as his physique, which isn't very much larger for what
would be considered skinny. His character is pretty one-note once the
action starts, doing and saying nothing that would make him more
colorful. As Sangraal's enemy, Nanuk shouts a lot, but doesn't actually
do that much. Li Wo Twan, at least in this English dub, speaks with an
insulting "so solly" tone. As the woman who follows him on his quest,
the character of Aki actually doesn't try to seduce Sangraal along the
way, but this cliché may have been welcome, since about the only thing
of significance this character gets to do is have her breasts exposed.
And as for Rani the fire god, even though she is on top
of Sangraal's hit list, I think she only appears three times in the
entire movie. And in each of those times, she appears for less than a
minute, not exactly giving this character enough time to make a real
impression. Granted, she is topless during all of those appearances,
but like the character of Aki, she is surprisingly lacking melon-sized
breasts. I will admit that this gratuitous nudity did give me one or
two chuckles, and there are a few other laughs to be found in The
Sword Of The Barbarians. The biggest laugh I got was the scene
when the band of heroes finds themselves being swept down a river. This
may not sound funny, but when you see that the river is only a few
inches deep and they have to roll over and over to give the impression
that the water is pushing them downstream, I suspect that you will
laugh as much as I did. But aside from a few laughs like that, I found
the movie to be a long and dull slog. The movie has a lot of problems
other than those I described in the previous paragraphs. There is
pompous narration that tells us nothing we need to know. There are
unanswered questions, like just why does Li decide to help Sangraal?
And the action sequences, the centerpieces of a movie like this, are
very badly done. Director Tarantini seems to have no idea how to
choreograph and film swordplay, with the result that you often have no
idea who is dying and how. When an Italian movie can't even deliver
some half decent action, you know that something is very wrong.
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See also: Hearts And Armour,
Quest For The Mighty Sword, Sinbad Of The Seven Seas
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