Superargo
(a.k.a. Superargo
And The Faceless Giants)
(1968)
Director: Paolo Bianchini
Cast: Ken Wood, Guy Madison, Luisa Baratto
As a movie
critic, I know what it's like to have big disagreements with other
people, not just with other movie critics. There are thousands of
things
that people disagree about. But one thing I am pretty sure the majority
of people think is that there is a lot of crime in this world of ours.
It ranges from petty stuff like shoplifting or littering to drug
trafficking and murder. You have to wonder what this world would be
like if there were no police of any kind patrolling our streets. I am
personally thankful not only that there is some kind of police just
about everywhere,but those boys in blue are fighting against what often
seems to be terrible odds. When I wrote my review of Busting,
I discussed the often horrible and taxing conditions many policemen
find on the job. You have cops finding that they often can't just act
on a suspicion, but have to find absolute one hundred percent proof in
order to get a conviction. With criminals that happen to have deep
pockets and can afford the best attorneys, policemen not only have to
have that one hundred percent proof, but that this proof has to be
processed and presented in just the right way so that the case against
the criminal is not dismissed on a technicality. Such frustrations as
these can often push policemen to bend the rules, to do activities that
are forbidden by the law so that they can lock up criminals. There have
been times when policemen have gone even further, and broken the law in
order to get a criminal. And there have been plenty of times when
citizens, frustrated by the law process, have taken the law into their
own hands. In other words, these people went vigilante.
The idea of someone becoming a vigilante has sparked the
imagination of many people creating fiction over the years. It's pretty
easy to see why. I think that just about everyone has some frustration
with "the system" at one point or another. Imagine doing something that
would immediately get rid of some kind of criminal problem, big or
small, that affects your life. Wouldn't that be great? But almost
immediately after your typical person thinks about taking the law into
his own hands, they see a number of problems that might possibly come
up. Some criminal sources are far too big for the typical person to
handle. Even for criminal sources that are much smaller, there is still
the chance something might go wrong when executing your vigilante
plans. Even if you successfully execute your vigilante plan, there is
always the chance the police will track you down and arrest you. It
should come as no surprise, for example, that many of those vigilante
fiction writers come up with vigilante heroes that not only practice a
brand of vigilantism that works for them every time that they practice
it, but for one reason or another they stay untouchable from the
authorities. The most obvious example of such a vigilante is Superman.
With abilities like super-strength, the gift of flight, and heat
vision, he can really do it all. If he lived in our world, nobody would
be able to touch him. We would be really screwed if he got angry at
mankind and decided to do something about it. Or maybe not - I found
out that that krypton gas is in our atmosphere, so he would be screwed if he existed
in the real world.
Then there is Batman. At first he too might seem he's
got it made. He's fabulously wealthy, so he can acquire anything he
wants. He's an expert at martial arts and deducing. But if he were in
the real world, he would be screwed as well. Maybe the cops couldn't
(or wouldn't) track him
down, but the C.I.A. could and would, thanks to
all their equipment such as tracking satellites. So shortly afterwards
Bruce Wayne might get into an "accident", or else be blackmailed to
work for the government to handle what they think is most important.
"Colorful" vigilantes like Superman and Batman may be hard for me to
imagine really happening, but there have been plenty of times when I've
found their fictional adventures fun. That's one reason why I picked up
the European superhero movie Superargo.
Another reason why I picked it up was that the description of it
sounded so goofy and absurd that I would appreciate it on another level
that the filmmakers didn't intend. Don't deny that you share how I felt
by the following plot description: Athletes all over the world are
being kidnapped by so-called "faceless giants", which are best
described as medieval helmet-wearing normal sized people with white
stockings over their faces, though we see enough of their faces to see
features like the fact that they have their eyes closed most of the
time even when walking around. The police are stumped, so after a
little discussion they decide to enlist the services of one Superargo
(Wood, Crime Busters),
a former champion wrestler who wears his old wrestling costume - a
black party mask and a red stocking that
covers almost all of his body - even when he's not in the field. With
the
assistance of his sidekick and mystic teacher Kamir (Aldo Sambrell, Navajo
Joe),
who has taught him tricks like reading minds and how to levitate
oneself, Superargo is determined to track down whoever is behind the
"giants" and the kidnappings.
That is a pretty goofy premise, I think you will agree,
though when you consider such plot points as the psychic powers, I
think it's safe to say that screenwriter Julio Buchs (who also wrote
the grim spaghetti western A Bullet For Sandoval)
wasn't taking things that seriously when he wrote this screenplay. He
even admits the ridiculousness of the setup early in the movie, when
one character states, "I can't really put very much confidence in an
agent who calls himself Superargo and wears a mask and has that strange
costume." Indeed, Superargo turns out to be even a more fantastic
person than what I have already described. Later in the movie, it turns
out that not only does he have strength several times the strength of
an ordinary man, he can also leap several stories high (and
subsequently jump down from the same height without any effort as
well.) The question arises as to just how someone from the wrestling
circuit managed to get all of these superpowers, a question that is
never answered at any time during the movie. Possibly this was
explained in the first Superargo movie (Superargo Versus
Diabolicus)
Anyway, I was left in the dark. That's not the only problem I had with
the Superargo character. One thing that bothered me several times in
the movie was his sometimes smug and overconfident attitude. When he
returns to the wrestling circuit temporarily to fight someone, he
casually says seconds before the fight begins, "This will only take a
couple of minutes!" Later, when he successfully executes another plan,
he brags, "Our plan has worked perfectly!" Superargo is such a perfect
hero, always one step ahead of everyone else that my feelings towards
him kept wavering back and forth from annoyance to boredom. If a
protagonist never seems to break a sweat, it's hard for the audience to
get involved in his plight.
As
for the rest of the characters in the movie, it seems
that an equal amount of thought - or rather, lack of thought - went
into
their construction. Kamir could have been an interesting character,
being a teacher and mentor to Superargo despite being given the
position of sidekick. But as the movie goes on, it becomes clear that
he is not really needed. With just a minimum amount of rewriting, Kamir
could have been eliminated entirely, since it seems that Superargo
comes up with all the plans and gadgets. There are also two female
characters in the movie, one a sidekick to the villain and the other
working for Superargo, that are also lacking depth. The female villain
doesn't get that much screentime, but at least has a lot more than the
woman playing Superargo's ally, who gets kidnapped early on in the
movie and stays missing until near the end, where in the final scene
she reveals romantic feelings to this masked superhero that she could
not possibly know much about. Probably the most disappointing character
in the movie is the villain. We learn next to nothing about him - I may
be wrong, but I
don't think his name is ever spoken once during the course of the
movie. He is kidnapping all these athletes, but as for the ultimate
purpose for kidnapping all these athletes, well, that question is never
answered.
Much more colorful and interesting than the villain are all these
"faceless giants" that he has constructed. Although it is eventually
established that they are high tech robots, it is odd that their
creator has equipped them not with high tech weapons, but with medieval
spiked metal balls chained to sticks. It's also odd that despite having
these weapons, these robots never once use them during the course of
the movie.
There are a lot more interesting things about these
robot faceless giants. Although it is shown that these robots can shrug
off getting blasted by a machine gun, not even showing any holes in
their clothing, when Superargo later attacks one with a spear, not only
does
the spear penetrate, this wound to the robot's shoulder stops the robot
from functioning. Clearly, not a lot of deep thought went into writing Superargo,
though you probably guessed that early on when I gave you that plot
description. You might be wondering now if Superargo
has a lot of unintended laughs and/or camp charm to make it worth
watching. Well, there were definitely a number of moments that I found
amusing, even if I didn't actually laugh out loud once. For example, I
did smile at the movie's great efforts to pass the events of the movie
taking place in the United States (no doubt an attempt to court
American distribution), despite all the vehicles and buildings shown to
be unmistakably European. But in the end, I didn't think that the
movie's goofy nature was goofy enough for my tastes. Although there is
amusement spread out throughout, the movie's tone is often so serious
and solemn that it was hard sometimes to be that enthusiastic by what I
was seeing, not helped by the fact that at the same time the movie's
characters weren't also interesting me. If the actors and the
filmmakers had shown more enthusiasm
for the material, I think I would have caught their spirit and enjoyed
the movie a lot more than I did. But at the same time, I do think that
there are some people who would enjoy this movie. I feel that viewers
who are (1) fans of those Mexican movies with masked superhero
wrestlers (which Superargo
greatly resembles at times), (2) are really deep into Eurocult movies
of this nature such as Danger: Diabolik,
and (3) are in a silly mood just before watching the
movie would really enjoy Superargo.
I didn't fit any of those categories when I watched the movie, so take
all those facts into consideration before you decide whether to watch
the
movie or not.
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See also: Crime Busters, King Kong Escapes, Star
Kid
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