Oddball Hall
(1990)
Director: Jackson Hunsicker
Cast: Don Ameche, Burgess Meredith, Bill Maynard
Oddball Hall is...well...odd. That may be
why the major
studio that picked this up never, to my knowledge, theatrically
released
this. Though odder is the question why they picked it up in the first
place.
While there are few actively bad sequences, the whole exercise is slow,
uneventful, and largely unfunny.
The plot: Four aged crooks are hiding out in a South
African village,
posing as members of a fraternal order called the Oddballs. How they
came
to the village a year earlier and took over the empty Oddball lodge is
never explained. It's soon revealed that many years earlier, the crooks
were involved in a big jewel heist, and are now awaiting the chance to
leave the village. When the next train arrives, they'll meet their
fence.
(And why they have waited for so long to cash in on their theft is also
never answered.) The train is delayed, and the crooks are stuck in the
village. Shortly after, they get word that the Grand Oddball Master is
visiting their order, and is expecting to see that the Oddballs have
involved
themselves with the tradition of good deeds.
During all of this, some distance from the village, a
bushman chieftain
has ordered one of his sons to go to civilization to find "wizards"
that
will help bring water back to their people. The bushman (who resembles
N!xau from The Gods Must Be Crazy) travels to the
village,
getting into all sorts of "hilarious slapstick", making the resemblance
to TGMBC more apparent. Arriving at the village, he is
thought
to be the Grand Oddball Master, and he thinks the Oddballs, wearing
their
uniforms, are the "wizards".
Oh yes, at the same time, there are two former members
of the gang arriving
to get revenge, and - surprise! - the real Grand Oddball Master
arrives.
With the heat and light of the environment combined with
the aged actors
slogging through the production, everything about the production is
tired
and tiring. It's not that it couldn't have been funny, but there's no
heart
or effort from the actors to the director. The South African scenery
away
from the village is spectacular, as in other B-movies shot in Africa
that
I've seen. But stunning scenery does not a film make. None of the
crooks
really seem different from each other, and Meredith is noticeably
off-camera
and inactive on-camera for most of the movie (at this stage of his
life,
he was having to be lifted off chairs and led to the sets). Don Ameche
gives it his best shot under the circumstances (and has most of the
dialogue),
though his fans won't be missing much if they pass on this misfire.
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See also: Bunny O'Hare, Fire Sale, The In-Laws
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