I Wonder Who's Killing Her
Now?
(a.k.a. Kill My Wife...Please!)
(1976)
Director: Stephen
H.
Stern
Cast: Bob Dishy, Joanna Barnes, Bill Dana
I Wonder Who's Killing Her Now? is a
scream; it's one
of the funniest movies that I've seen in a long time. It's definitely
worth
a trip out of your way to rent, especially since it's almost impossible
to find under any of its titles. How this slipped into obscurity is
beyond
me, because it has all the makings of an instant cult classic.
Oliver (Dishy), a greedy self-indulgent sleaze has just
run out of luck;
he has just been caught after stealing $250,000 from his
father-in-law's
company. After he's fired, he is told that he can have the charges
dropped
if he pays back the money in 30 days - which he doesn't have. To make
matters
worse, his rich wife has not only had the servants stop talking to him,
but has announced she is cutting him off and discussing
divorce
with her lawyer, even though her lawyer at the costume party that night
(while dressed as a rat) tells her, "Divorce could put a serious strain
on your marriage." Oliver tried desperately to raise the money, even
going
as far as to put his collection of paintings for sale. He only gets an
offer of $25,000 - for the picture frames.
Depressed, Oliver spends the next afternoon at a movie
revival house,
watching the old Ronald Reason movie Die Die My Pet (listen
to the dialogue of the movie carefully). An idea starts to form in his
head while watching the movie, but first he asks the cashier what
happens
to the Ronald Reason character in the movie. After being told that he
kills
his wife, collects the insurance, and becomes governor of California,
Oliver
has a brainstorm - he'll get an insurance policy on his wife, and have
her murdered! So he goes to the "No Fault Insurance" company, and gets
a two-week policy. However, there's a condition that his wife must have
a medical examination before getting the policy, so Oliver tells the
insurance
man that his wife must be examined "in a way that she doesn't know that
she's being examined." This leads to a hilarious scene when later, the
visiting doctor (played by Pat Morita) somehow manages to examine her
in
this way.
Oliver gets the policy, and then goes to the most
disreputable bar in
town to find a hit man, finding a bumbling Gene Wilder clone named
Bobo.
At first, Bobo is reluctant ("Taking someone's life without their
permission?
I can't do that!"), but then the lure of $20,000 finally wins him over.
Shortly after, the insurance company calls Oliver saying they need
another
physical - the first doctor was found to be a fraud after they
discovering
he didn't know how to use a thermometer ("These things do happen,"
assures
the insurance man.) With a currently invalid policy, Oliver races to
Bobo
to stop the hit, only to find that Bobo hired someone to do the job for
him...who then hired someone to do the job for him...who then hired
someone
to do the job for him...eventually leading to a mad race by everyone
involved
to Las Vegas to find and stop the last hired hit man.
The madcap race in the second half of the movie
obviously got some inspiration
from It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World, though here the
direction
is on meeting and interacting with really kooky characters, including
an
East Indian symphony conductor, a doctor at a fat farm, a bricklayer,
and
an Italian soldier. With these characters, and others in the movie,
Dishy
does a great job with these interactions with his fast-talking,
half-truths
and lies - anything to get what he wants! The movie also gets humor
with
a number of great sight gags, such as when Oliver and his companions
have
to wear some ludicrous "fat suits" in order to sneak into the fat farm.
And there's a tip of the hat to the old "Road Runner" cartoons with the
assassin (unseen except for his shoes and hands), who makes multiple
attempts
on the life of Oliver's wife, but with all of his attempts failing and
usually backfiring into his face.
There are some problems with the movie. The second half,
though funny,
is undoubtedly weaker than the hilarious first half. Part of that
problem
comes with an extended segment at a hospital, with Oliver and his
companions
there for reasons not entirely clear. And the segment is simply too
long
to start with. And the sometimes cartoonish humor goes too far at
times.
One gag has Bobo being beaten up offscreen, and then appearing
immediately
back onscreen with white "x" bandages on his face to indicate his
injuries.
Also, some segments were not carefully edited enough, which may cause
viewers
to grab their remote control to rewind and replay what they've just
seen,
like I had to do several times.
Despite these problems, I laughed out loud a lot more
times than most
comedies I've ever seen. The screenwriter, Mickey Rose, formerly worked
with Woody Allen (when he used to be funny), and Rose obviously learned
a lot from his former partner. He also showed with this movie that he
could
be a talented gag man on his own. Though the only other comic movie
that
he made was the 1981 Student Bodies, which I understand
has
a cult following. It's too back Rose disappeared from movies, because I
think with a little more work and polish, he might have been as well
known
as Woody Allen is today - and for more positive things than negative.
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See also: The In-Laws, Fire Sale, Let It Ride
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