Shootfighter
(1993)
Director: Patrick
Allen
Cast: Bolo Yeung, Martin Kove, William Zabka
The movie Shootfighter contains this, and
similar, dialogue:
"Only the strong survive."
"Let me explain the rules. In the ring, there are no
rules."
"There can be only one champion."
"You! It's time to fight!"
"I hope you brought your body bag!"
"It's destiny! You can't avoid it any longer."
In other words, Shootfighter is really
the same old martial
arts tournament movie that you've seen before. The difference between
this
entry and others of this genre is that it is worse in every department
that you can think of. Acting, directing, editing - you name it.
It could have worked. Even if a movie has to follow a
basic plotline,
it can work if it's overall well made. But Shootfigher
is
so badly done, there doesn't seem to be any clues that the filmmakers
were
trying to as least make a passable actioner. In fact, it is so
incompetent
that you'd almost
swear that they were intentionally trying to make this so cliché
and badly made. Look at the first few minutes of the movie, where
Shingo
(Yeung) is participating in a Shootfighter tournament. The opening shot
is a pan from the Hong Kong harbor to the city itself when we hear that
"tooooo-tooo-ooo" Asian music that's always played when we see
Hong
Kong or something else Asian in a movie. Shingo defeats his opponent,
kicking
him in the head which leads his opponent to let out a gigantic spray of
saliva from his mouth. Shingo's friend fights in the next bout, and
gets
killed by Lee, who delivers a final blow to Shingo's friend that sounds
like, "WHACKWhackwhack...".
Lee is banned from Shootfighting forever, and shouts to Shingo
something
like, "Someday, I'll get you!" Now, anyone who claims he isn't familiar
with all of the above sights and sounds is either a liar or has lived
in
the mountains for the past twenty years or so.
We then cut to L.A. after a period of...actually, we're
never told how
much time has passed. Shingo is now a martial arts teacher and has been
changed into an incidental character. What? Yes, though Bolo Yeung is
topped
billed, for pretty much the rest of the movie he only appears seconds
at
a time as a silent character in the background. When he does speak,
almost
all of his dialogue is in Chinese! Paying for a big star in the martial
arts world and barely using him at all is a really low way to get
customers
to hand over their rental dollars. Anyway...Shingo is the martial arts
teacher of couple Reuben and Sherly, who run their own martial arts
school.
Sherly's brother Nick (a former student of Shingo) returns home after a
two year absence from murky circumstances that are alluded to, but
never
properly explained anytime. Reuben is under pressure from a loanshark's
"persuaders" to pay off a debt, which leads to Nick and Reuben getting
into the inevitable fight in a bar. I'm getting so tired of barroom
brawls.
The pressure also leads to a sequence when Reuben beats up a collector
and pushes and pulls back the poor guy's bloody face in and out of the
camera lens. This might have been watchable in a better-made movie, but
here it comes across as being desperate.
So things aren't good; Reuben and Sherly are in debt,
Shingo has nothing
to do but look sternly in the camera, and I'm stuck watching this
terrible
movie. Then Reuben and Nick are approached by some sleazy
Shootfighter
organizers from Mexico, who give them a tape of a sample tournament
that
was not only shot by film, but by the changing angles by more than 10
film
cameras on at the same time. It seems easy, high paying work for both
guys,
so they head over the border, not telling Sherly. Now, guess who is
running
this tournament? Wow, you really should be working for Kreskin. Lee is
really running the tournament and inviting the guys to take part in
order
to find a way to confront Shingo again. This is evident by Lee stabbing
a knife in a group photo of the protagonists. How the filmmakers
managed
to constantly find such originality is beyond me.
Shootfighter is not only a waste of time,
but you'll unlikely
find a longer way to spend 90 minutes. It's one endless fight after
another;
all poorly choreographed and lacking excitement. The story is a joke.
The
acting is what you expect it to be (though at least Yeung has the
excuse
of having
little to do, and not having English as a first language.) But the
award for most incompetence goes to the editing department. Never have
I seen such brainless editing in any motion picture before. Example
one:
Sherly and Singo are at a Chinese restaurant, then suddenly the movie
cuts
to them helping students back at the gym for fifteen seconds or so.
Then
they are back at the restaurant,
where it seems that this sequence in the restaurant is connected to
the previous restaurant scene. Example two: At one point in the
tournament,
Reuben is told he's fighting next. But the next fight doesn't involve
him
at all! I happened to only have access to the "R" version of Shootfighter,
which is made worse by editing out several onscreen deaths so badly,
we have to guess what happened. Actually, there is one way that this
"R"
edit is superior than the unrated edit: it's two minutes shorter.
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See also: Expect No Mercy,
Overkill, Best
Of The Best 4
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