Joy Ride To Nowhere
(1977)
Director: Mel
Welles
Cast: Leslie Ackerman, Sandy Serano, Mel Welles
The actor in such movies like Little Shop of
Horrors tried
his hand at directing, as well as acting, in the car chase movie Joy
Ride To Nowhere. I use the word "tried", because this is a
pretty
poor excuse for a movie. In fairness to Welles, he was obviously
working
with a budget that might have been even less than many other Roger
Corman
movies in the 60s, so a low budget can make some difference. However,
Corman
showed at times that with a lot of work and imagination, an ultra low
budget
movie can have some life; Joy Ride To Nowhere actually
manages
to make car chases and crashes as humdrum as watching molasses run.
Sometimes,
that's how fast the chases themselves seem to be going at times.
At the beginning of the movie, there's a "terrible" car
crash, prompting
a flashback of previous events, taking up most of the remainder of the
movie. High school students Cindy (Serrano) and Liah (Ackerman) are two
best friends living in a small town somewhere in California. Both are
unhappy
with their lives; shy Cindy is pregnant and reluctant to tell her
largely
absentee father who is constantly spending time with his girlfriend.
Liah
has an abusive alcoholic father, and has decided to leave town and try
her luck in L.A. Though initially reluctant to follow, Cindy later that
days blows up finding out her father is gone for another weekend,
resulting
in her stealing her father's car, picking up Liah, and heading to L.A.
Along the way, the girls get into a number of incredibly
boring vignettes;
the most exciting things happening to them involve them losing a
wallet,
and stopping for several minutes to watch a pack of guys talking and
bragging
about their motorcycles, trucks, funny cars, etc. (I may be wrong, but
I don't remember seeing a shot of the girls watching this excitement
during
the segment.) Past the halfway point of the movie, some signs of a plot
appear; small-time mobster Tank McCall (Welles) invites the girls over
to his pad for drinks, showers, and underage sex. While he's in the
shower,
the girls decide to "borrow" some money from his wallet and "borrow"
his
fancy car outside. What the girls don't know is that in the trunk of
the
car there is $2 million from an armored car robbery earlier that
evening.
When Tank finds out what happens, he and his goons start the pursuit
that
takes up most of the rest of the movie.
Let's face it: Joy Ride To Nowhere is a
terrible movie.
The script (co-written by Buck Flower!) is a mishmash of small stories,
with no central story appearing until more than halfway through the
movie.
Most of the characters are idiots, probably because they seem to mainly
have sex on the brain. The technical aspects of the movie are
laughable;
at one point of the movie, a car stops at the side of a road. When the
car stopped, the cameraman shut off the camera so everyone could get
ready
for the next part - with the camera at the same place and angle! By the
position of the shadows in the shot, it took a l-o-n-g time to get
ready
for the next short and simple shot. The rest of the movie, though not
as
glaringly bad, is generally poorly shot, poorly lit, and with
post-dubbed
audio of inferior quality. The bad quality of the movie especially includes
the chase sequences, though it appears Welles did not have anything to
do with them. (A credit at the beginning of the movie states: "All
action
sequences written and directed by Ronald Ross") Welles or Ross, these
action
sequences would even embarrass the makers of the worst Keystone Kop
chases.
Joy
Ride's action sequences are filled with moments that make you
utter,
"What the f__k?" out loud, with the vehicular action constantly
cutting to a shot that has no proper lead up to warrant being there.
The
movie's ineptness may be explained by the name of the second assistant
director: "Skip Schoolnik" (Skippy later directed Hide and Go
Shriek)
Anyway, the smashing and crashing itself still
wouldn't be exciting
even if it was properly edited. And the final scene, where the eventual
fate of Cindy's baby and the discussion about it will strike many
viewers
as somewhat tasteless.
Despite me disliking the movie overall, I found there
were a few things
that I did like about it. My favorite, and the one I found most
intriguing,
was the portrayal of the friendship between the two girls. First,
praise
to Welles for casting two actresses that actually look like they are
high
school age, and can act in the manner that teenage girls act. Cindy and
Liah several times get into conversations that actually sound more
fresh
and believable that you'd think. Both girls are obviously close
friends,
but they don't need to tell each other that; they know the other will
be
there for them. With this in mind, they are free to even manipulate
each
other. At one point in the movie, Cindy expresses thoughts of returning
home; Liah immediately puts an end to that by immediately blurting out
"Wanna go back to your father and his girlfriend?" - delivered in a
tone
that seems clear that Liah doesn't want Cindy to abandon her. As well,
ordinary things like the girls brushing their teeth together seem
relaxed
and feel less scripted. The movie is also interesting that it can be
seen
as a kind of predecessor to Thelma and Louise, with the
theme
of two women on the run together. Though I doubt that Welles was trying
to create a feminist theme in this movie, the movie develops such a
quality,
with two women sticking together, willingly doing dangerous things, and
fleeing from authority (read: men). And like Thelma and Louise,
there's a scene with a rape attempt and a rescue. Though Welles botches
this scene somewhat by cutting to events elsewhere at the time, the
scene
still manages to be creepy, despite the fact that you know what will
happen
and how it will end up. Could this movie have inspired Thelma
and
Louise? I doubt it, but you never know. So despite being
overall
a terrible movie, viewers forced to watch Joy Ride To Nowhere
will at least find some elements of the experience not so painful at
all.
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See also: Taking The Heat,
Survival Quest, Run, Angel, Run
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