Daddy's Girl
(1996)
Director:
Martin
Kitrosser
Cast: William Katt, Michele Greene, Gabrielle Boni
Among the numerous premises used for exploitation
movies, the premise
of killer kid(s) hasn't been used that often. At first, one may be
confused
by this lack of attention to what seems like a great idea for
exploitation
on the surface. And isn't The Bad Seed considered a
cult
movie? Though when one thinks about the idea for a few minutes, it's
likely
they'll start to see some problems. For one thing, there aren't that
many
children out there that are superior actors; most are poor to
acceptable,
and for a difficult role like this, a very talented child actor is
needed.
Otherwise, the movie immediately collapses into high camp or plain
stupidity.
Second of all, the actions that might be acceptable for an adult can
look
silly when a child attempts them - so very careful writing is needed,
and
low-budget productions usually don't have superior scripts.
Besides The Bad Seed, I've only
seen two other "killer
kid(s)" movies that have been acceptable entertainment. The illogical Bloody
Birthday still had enough violence and nudity to complement its
unsubtle nasty edge. The Paperboy had an uneven quality
and
was a little drawn out, but it was reasonably absorbing, and,
surprisingly,
managed to build up some sympathy for the title figure by (among other
things) exploring why he became the way he was. Coincidentally, Daddy's
Girl shares the same producer (Pierre David), as well as actor
William Katt. But aside from those two participants, and the basic
premise
of a killer kid, Daddy's Girl has nothing in common
with
The
Paperboy - especially when it comes to aspects of merit.
For starters, the movie seems to be starting at what
would normally
be the second chapter. At the start of the movie, during the last day
of
school, little girl Jody (Boni), is told by her school principal, Ms.
Hemp
(no jokes, please), that she wants to discuss with Jody's parents about
Jody going to a special school next year. Apparently, Jody is some kind
of troubled student. How? Sorry, we're not told here, or in the rest of
the movie.(*) What kind of "special school"? Sorry,
we're never told that either. At least the movie tells us why Jody is
so
terrified about this - she is apparently very attached to Don (Katt),
her
adoptive father, and can't stand the thought of being separated from
him.
(I'm not sure exactly how this was shown, for I can't recall that many
scenes of Jody and her dad together in the entire film.) What will Jody
do? Well, Jody saw Ms. Hemp standing on a rickety chair in front of a
tall
bookcase in her office just before the two of them talked....and Jody
later
hears Ms. Hemp telling a teacher, "Nobody will be here tomorrow! Last
year
at this time, it was like a ghost town here!" So what does Jody do
before
her daddy has a chance to get the straight dope from Ms. Hemp? Oh, come
on - you know already.
"Oh, come on" was what I kept saying throughout Daddy's
Girl.
It seems that the makers of this movie thought we were idiots or
something,
because the movie keeps giving us clues as to what will happen next.
Not
long afterwards, we see someone pouring drain cleaner down a sink, and
the camera is so close, we can clearly read DRAIN CLEANER on
the
bottle - obviously this bottle will be reintroduced later, to be used
in
some other fashion. And we are soon introduced to Jody's bitchy
grandmother,
who walks around with a cane, and happens to have a long flight of
stairs
in her home. It'll be no surprise to anyone about what happens to
grandma
later.
After Jody deals with her bud Ms. Hemp, the rest of the
movie deals
with her plans to permanently stop anyone - even family members - who
could
possibly destroy her relationship with her father. Though since there
aren't
that many characters who pose such a serious threat in the movie, we
have
to wait an agonizing amount of time for Jody to do her thing for each
victim.
Between the scenes where she does her thing, there is mostly nothing
going
on, unless you get entertainment out of characters screaming, bitching,
or muttering over stupid and trivial topics. Director Kitrosser can't
do
a thing to disguise this nothingness. He attempts to generate some
false
chills with the tired "it's-only-a-dream" cliché not just once,
but twice - and these dreams are directed in a way that makes
them
so obviously dreams, why on earth should we be scared? Mostly, he keeps
teasing us with his direction, making almost every scene start off like
something
might
happen, but then he pulls back, showing that the scene really served no
purpose, except to pad the running time. He also blows the movie in the
casting department, by having used two adult female characters who look
so much alike, that when one of the two actually
does
do something
with the plot, we are confused, because we aren't sure which character
is doing it.
And speaking of actresses, let's get to Gabrielle Boni,
who plays the
title figure. To put it kindly, she's not appropriate for the role. To
put it more realistically, I found her quite repulsive. Her red hair
looks
dyed, her freckles and other features make her look quite homely, and
she
is dressed in ugly clothing throughout the movie. Her acting is
downright
piss-poor. Without the hand of a competent director to guide her
acting,
she gives a stupendously bad performance. Take, for example, this scene
she has with her adult cousin Karen, just before smoking her bike over
to Ms. Hemp:
Jody: (Brightly) I'm going down to the
park!
Karen: Have a good time.
Jody: (In a low growl, while crossing eyes that
now have
a glower in them, and looking extremely sinister) I WILL!....
(Jody bikes off, and Karen leaves, as if not hearing
anything.)
Now, I laughed out loud at that scene, but unfortunately
there wasn't
much more bad acting - or anything else - that gave me a laugh. Not
only
does Boni give a terrible performance, she is also saddled with some
extremely
stupid dialogue. The screenplay has her at several key moments uttering
Freddy Krueger-like wisecracks. After she puts Ms. Hemp out of joint,
she
smilingly says, "I guess I won't be seeing you next fall, Ms. Hemp."
After
dealing with her grandmother, she smilingly says, "You know - most
accidents
do
happen in the home!" Would a kid really say something
like this? Little
of what Jody says or acts on is believable for a little girl, even one
as twisted as her - her actions are either not appropriate for a little
girl, or not believable for anyone. For example, at one point she sets
her sights on another victim, filling a glass 1/4 full of prune juice,
and the other 3/4 with that DRAIN CLEANER (that would really
clean
someone's pipes!) - it never occurs to her that her victim would sooner
spit out that concoction than actually drink it all. It turns out her
father
tries to drink it, and she bats it out of his hands, shattering the
glass.
What does he do? Nothing! The scene ends there, and there's no
further
mention of this incident. (An almost identical "reaction" happens when
Jody smashes a mirror in the house later in the movie.)
As stupid and pointless as this movie is, I admit one
part of me was
interested while watching this mess - I was interested in how it was
going
to be resolved. If the central character was an adult, it's likely he
or
she would be killed - but as you probably know, there is a reluctance
among
filmmakers to kill any kind of child in a movie. So I wondered what
would
happen to Jody. But just when it seems the movie should start to
proceed
with some resolution to Jody's fate, the movie ends. Yes, ends - we
don't
find out what happens. Though The Paperboy had an ending
that seemed a little unfinished, it at least gave us a good idea of
what
was going to happen to the child. Not here. This ending was, for me,
the
final straw for this asinine, so-called "thriller". If there's no
resolution
to a movie, then what use is it sitting through an hour and half
through
a kind of tease?
* The screenplay shows its ineptness
further on this
point in a later scene, where a little girl who went to school with
Jody
tells one of the main characters (in a tattle-tale voice), "I can tell
you a lot about Jody!" When the little girl is asked what she knows,
she
gasps, changes her mind and blurts out, "Jody will kill me!" and runs
away.
The little girl and her story are subsequently forgotten about.
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See also: Clownhouse, The Other, Troll 2
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